2:30 PM—Letter is sent via messenger to The Daily Show:
To: The Funniest People on Earth
From: A Girl on a Mission
Several months ago I printed an illustrated t-shirt featuring Monica Lewinsky sucking George Bush’s Pinocchio nose. At the time, I toyed with sending a t-shirt to The Daily Show as I think the staff might find it amusing. But I never did.
Last night, however, Jon Stewart joked about how Lake George was Bush’s Lewinsky and I thought it might be the perfect time. If you’re reading this, please pass this on.
Thank you in advance for your assistance.
3:15 PM: I haven’t heard back from the messenger guy who told me he’d call if there were problems. I guess that’s a good sign, right? It’s either that or some messenger has three new Bush T-Shirts.
3:28 PM: Got a call from the messenger. Says the following:
“MIchele, I delivered the package to a man at the door. I had him promise me he’d bring it upstairs as I was not allowed up there. He assured me it would be delivered to someone. Call me if you hear anything.”
3:42 PM: Contemplates going down there and handing them out, too. Decides that a partner in crime is necessary. Fears being alone and in crowds.
4:09 PM: Called the messenger back and left a message thanking him.
4:34 PM: Decides to give one to Rush Limbaugh when he does his one man show on broadway in October.