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  • I Am So Last Week.

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    Tobyjoe and I have never used Tivo. On Friday, we picked up the Time Warner equivalent. The question is this: How did I go so long without this? Tonight, we are recording Desperate Housewives and Grey’s Anatomy in order to watch The Sopranos and The L Word. You see, I realized about a half an…

  • Two Girls, Fat and Thin

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    We shipped out the new Spread books last week. People have already begun to receive and therefore read their copies. If anyone cares to join us, please feel free. The more the merrier. For those unfamiliar, Mary Gaistkill wrote the short story the movie Secretary was based on. Side note: I uploaded some new/old photos…

  • Video

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    I am on this new kick because my commute on the L train sucks so very badly. Today, I waited for 45 minutes before an unpacked train entered the Graham station. My fellow commuters were livid. Three out of five days this week were an absolute nightmare while riding the L Train. Today, I decided…

  • Sunny Taylor

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    The first time I saw Sunny’s paintings I was impressed. Then, I found out the most remarkable part about her; Sunny paints with her mouth. Sunny was born with a disability called Arthrogryposis. It was caused by U.S military pollution. Tobyjoe used to date her sister and has known Sunny for a long, long time.…

  • Is Nothing Sacred?

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    Did you know all of Chipotle’s political contributions go to the Republican Party? Did you know Starbucks gives 55% to the DNC? I was really excited to find out about The Blue Pages, a conscientious guide to shopping. This could really make a difference. This book could answer pesky questions one might have about Dominos…

  • All The Dude wanted was his rug back.

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    I say some brave liberal gets their ass into that White House to steal that freakin’ rug already. For whatever reason, Bush seems fixated on his rug. Virtually all visitors to the Oval Office find him regaling them about how it was chosen and what it represents. “Also, my rug was stolen.” “The rug was…

  • On Dieting, Losing Weight, and Feeling Good About Oneself.

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    This time last year I went on the South Beach Diet. We had just returned from vacationing down in Florida. When I put on my bathing suit, I looked like a big, mid-baked, fluffy ball of cookie dough. If that cookie dough had been tied up and then stuffed in an oven, that would have…

  • Politcally Correct and Safely Racist

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    Yesterday, I was listening to the radio and the hosts were discussing Jon Stewart and how they felt about how he hosted the Oscars the other night. Right after Three 6 Mafia won the Oscar for best song, Jon Stewart made a remark about how happy they were, how excited they acted compared to everyone…

  • The L Word and Alan Cumming

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    Tobyjoe and I really love The L Word. We watch it every Sunday. But Max – the one who’s working toward a sex change – she kind of gives me the willies. Two weeks ago, Max (aka the lesbian in the picture above) put on a strap-on and had Alan Cumming give her a BJ.…

  • Where I Merely Combine Two NYT Front Page Stories In Order to Save The World.

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    Mike Rounds signed a bill today intended to ban most abortions unless it’s necessary to save a woman’s life. The quote below explains what Rep. Bill Napoli feels warrants a “life-saving” abortion. “BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious.…