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Washington, D.C.
Tobyjoe and I are heading down to Washington next weekend to visit friends. I just started looking into the logistics. What we’re trying to figure out, however, is if we should get a room for one night (the other night we’d stay with Soung and David) at the Mayflower. I haven’t ever been there before.…
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My Cousin Told Me. Therefore, It’s True.
This morning while showering a Beth Orton song entered my head and although it remained active and bouncy the entire time it was visiting, I simply could not get it to leave. The song is called “Worms.” The verse that overstayed its welcome went like this: Chickens don’t fly But they have got the wings…
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Boner!
I got a bonus today. I deposited it immediately. That felt good. And then I got back to work and sent all but $400.00 of it to my credit cards. I have had the same Macintosh for six years this April. Toby calls it Terri Schiavo (you can all send hate mail to: ihatemihow at…
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Elsewhere
Our friend, George, is featured on Philly’s City Paper podcast. Such awesome news. George is a rockstar. (My commentary will be put in the comments section. I’m sure everyone cares about what I have to say.) Also, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read on the Internet. I think I actually…
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Moments I Regret: Part Two
When they told me we were moving back to Pennsylvania, I stopped listening. It simply was not happening. Five years earlier we sat at the same brown table and they told me we were moving from New Cumberland, Pennsylvania to Raleigh, North Carolina. I was 10 at the time. The week before we moved, I…
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Not My Religion!
Isaac Hayes is leaving South Park because he was offended that a recent show made fun of Scientology. Paris Hilton being stuck up a gay man’s ass, however, was totally fine. A fight between Jesus and Satan? Fine, again. Mess with Scientology, however, and the Chef takes his salty balls and leaves the show. Issues,…
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Free Your Porn and the Rest Will Follow.
For those of you sick bastards searching for you know exactly what, I now have your IP address. Get help. Last night, Tobyjoe and I were discussing Sarah’s profile over at Self-Portrait Day. “So, Sarah really likes porn, eh?” “She does? Cool.” “Yeah. She said so over at SPD.” He then read some of her…
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Mr. (i give you the) Finger
Go over here and get pissed. (Oh my god, I could totally work for the New York Post. The headline? The hell?)
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Beautiful People.
On Sunday, Tobyjoe and I watched Murderball a documentary film about a certain form of rugby in the Paralympics. The film is mesmerizing. The filmmakers follow the lives of three people very closely and a few others peripherally. The three main characters are pretty outstanding. I realized something about myself while I was watching the…
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SPD Goes Auto!
We’re a little late on this. Tobyjoe rebuilt Self-Portrait Day in celebration of it turning one. The look didn’t change much and the idea is still very much the same, but how it functions is totally different. For starters, it’s been automatated. Which makes me happy as we no longer have to code everything by…
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