Author: Mihow

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I think I could enjoy this more if someone would just say, “Hey, you know what? It’s all going to be alright. Stop worrying so much.” And if they did I probably wouldn’t believe them anyway. I want to take everyone I like and put them in my pocket and take them to the park.…

lunchtime pictures

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Lunchtime pictures of scary-man and screaming bag ladies.

PC at work

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Today I get my very own PC to work on. It will sit next to my Mac. I like it to having a demon sitting on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Which one is which, you might ask? Who gives a shit. I have deduced that it means I’m not getting laid…

kia ad update

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The Kia commercial Update: E-mail 1: The blonde woman in the very beginning yells, “Betty!” and the other woman says, “Actually, it’s JANE.” And the guy with the mullet at the end yells “Betty” as well. I am 98 percent sure of this now. Comment added: I thought he yelled “PARTY!” The first time I…

picture for the day

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A photo for Friday, May 10. Not much going on here today.

Land of the Freaks, Home of the Grave

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I arrived one hour late. It’s pay day and I have paid all my bills this month so I think I’ll blow it all in Atlantic City-Land of the Freaks, Home of the Grave. Who’s down? Maybe I’ll learn how to ride a skinny bike. Maybe we’ll ride it down to Coney Island. Maybe I’ll…

7-up game kid

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I suppose I must hand today something kind, something of worth, because it was so sweet. (Perhaps a trip outside to free the chalk from erasers?) At one point, I laid my head down on my desk, forehead south, resting it on the back of my wrist. My desk is the color of school-desk wood.…

Tampons

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I just had this conversation with a young lady in my office. Girl: (whispering) Hey, do you have a tampon? Me: Yes, it’s sans applicator. Girl: You go there?! I so can’t go there. I can’t even begin to go there! Me: (laughing) Yes. Um, you should try it. It won’t bite you. Girl: No…

The Donut at Dean and Deluca

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I have wondered long enough…. I get coffee every morning at Dean and Deluca. And well… what the hell?! kind of donut is this? It’s sort of green? Someone? Anyone? Homer? May 9th. It’s raining, it’s pouring.

Make up

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