Author: Mihow

  • slow motion

    today should be a real treat. It’s Monday. It’s raining. I have no uMMMbrella and mass-transit (and all its inhabitants) is moviing in slow motion

  • ginger snaps

    Are you there god? It’s me, mihow. I ate almost an entire box of ginger snaps. Ginger snaps are perhaps the greatest cookie on earth. As of Sunday night at 11:15 p.m. (EST) Gingers snaps take the lead in the great cookie race. Amen.

  • Hack Doctor

    Thi s is truly some sick shit. I read the entire thing as well. People actually put that much faith into a “doctor” no matter who they really are? Creepy. This guy is so very messed up. At times, I was laughing. I must make it even remotely funny (sometimes), what fun is it to…

  • new bike

    Toby put together a bike for me to replace the one which was cut up. It’s purty. It’s orange.

  • Comments Not Working

    Update: COMMENTS ARE NOW WORKING. I think. cross fingers

  • Mom's day gift

    I just walked down to drop off my laundry (yes, I am lazy and I pay someone to do it for me) and the guy who weighs the clothing was all sweet and quiet and stuff. He wrote me out a slip of paper telling me my total and when I should pick it up…

  • Mother's day

    And it’s all still here just as I left it last night. We’re going to rent some movies and get bagels and coffee. And talk to the Goth Girls at the Garden (which is the name of my second full-length album by my punk rock band, Beef Molecule). Today is mother’s day. Happy mother’s day,…

  • SNL

    There are so many things I don’t understand. If you see anything, if there is anything goofy, if you actually read this crap, please feel free to leave me a comment and/or write me an email and I will see to it that I end world suffering and get the damn website working. I have…

  • growing pains

    So this might take a bit. Said woman, take it slow, it’ll work itself out fine. All we need is just a little patience. Said come on smash a clear phone, it’ll work itself alright, you and I we need a new bandana. Comments from the past might not work. Links as well. If you…

  • New things

    Today we are making changes to my website. Toby built me some sort of editor thingy-majig—to make life easier. It’s taking some patience and beer. I’m still not sure what’s going on. And I keep hitting command “S” instead of hitting my “submit” button. It’s Saturday, though. Good day, Saturday. Cops is on. We just…