Land of the Freaks, Home of the Grave

I arrived one hour late. It’s pay day and I have paid all my bills this month so I think I’ll blow it all in Atlantic City-Land of the Freaks, Home of the Grave. Who’s down? Maybe I’ll learn how to ride a skinny bike. Maybe we’ll ride it down to Coney Island. Maybe I’ll win something shiny. What does the weekend have in store? It’s all so exciting-not knowing. I need some creative ideas.

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  1. send your extra money to your older brother so that he and his wife may buy a townhouse.

    That would be the humane and decent thing to do.

    Actually, if you want to give me the money and sit me down at a craps table in poor-man’s-vegas, I’d be up for that as well.

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  2. Launch a city-wide search for the jerkoff who stole your bike. Come to New Jersey and visit freakgirl. Run naked through the park. Eat ice cream. Play video games. Go rollerskating.

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  3. I think you should have coffee on the brooklyn bridge. It won’t take up much of your money, it would be a nice thing to do.

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  4. wow

    I’ll eat ice cream in a park in New Jersey while naked and rollerskating in search of that jerkoff who stole my bike. Sounds fun.

    YAY!

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  5. hmm, atlantic city, that does sound interesting…

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  6. Atlantic City or help me with my new boat delivery! Then again, you could make amends for all those heartaches caused by doing something nice for Mother’s Day!!!!

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  7. We’re under attack by the parents!!

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  8. hey dad,

    if she gives the money to me and gets us that much closer to a house, then you and mom are that much closer to having grandkids.

    Do you really love your boat more than your grandkids? How could you?

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  9. You could move back in with us – plenty of room, good food, and someone to consistently beat you at golf! And your bike won’t get stolen from our house! And I grow lots of good vegetables to eat! And I now run around naked while eating ice cream from the Creamery!

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  10. I’ll send dad the shrink’s bill that I’ll have to go see after reading that last post.

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  11. i am crying. i am laughing so hard, i’m crying. holy sweet jesus that’s funny.

    oh man

    crying

    ::points to her tears::

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