Tampons

I just had this conversation with a young lady in my office.
Girl:

(whispering) Hey, do you have a tampon?

Me:

Yes, it’s sans applicator.

Girl:

You go there?! I so can’t go there. I can’t even begin to go there!

Me:

(laughing) Yes. Um, you should try it. It won’t bite you.

Girl:

No way. I’ll ask someone else.

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Update: She just walked back over and we had more words.
Girl:

I just went your route!

(my route?)
Me:

Cool! You’re a new woman! How did it feel?

Girl:

It was an interesting experience, to say the least. I’m saving the environment, one step at a time…

16 Comments

  1. Bwa ha ha! I had that very same conversation with a friend recently. Not to be graphic, but I’m of the opinion that if you’re grossed out by putting in a tampon, then I can’t imagine you’re very good in bed.

    Now your search results are going to be really bizarre.

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  2. I guess she just lays there while it’s “applied to her” or something.

    yeah. ok.

    shuttin

    up.

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  3. chick1 :Steph, do you have an extra tampon?

    chick2 :Just a minute….

    chick1 :Wheres the rest of it?

    chick2:this is ob, its meant to be small

    chick1 :wow! that was great! and I think I just came!

    Announcer :yes, thats the joy of ob, the tampon that makes you orgasm EVERY time.

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  4. OMG. I can’t believe I just wrote that!

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  5. I’m not sure what it means actually.

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  6. I’m sorry, it’s a tv commercial in Canada for O.B. tampons. I hate the commercial cause they’re just TOO excited about tampons.

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  7. Ah, good! And one more gets converted.

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  8. I high-fived her…. and you know what actually went through my head…. “I hope she washed her hands”

    (I’m stupid)

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  9. no offense to the ladies but:

    EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW

    i am so glad i don’t have to deal with that…

    you are all far better people than i…

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  10. Yeah, I know the ad…she comes back and tells her friend what a wonderful experience she had. Way TMI.

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  11. That ad wouldn’t make it past the marketing Department Head in the States. On second thought, that horrible Herbal Essence shit did.

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  12. We don’t have to do that?!

    Why the hell have I been shoving that thing up my ass once a month…..

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  13. ok twice today I’ve shocked myself, I have to shut up.

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  14. You are risque today, run with it…take off your clothes and take to the streets!

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  15. does that girl wipe her ass with paper on a stick?

    who in hell is scared of that “route”

    what the hell is wrong with folks?

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