Mihow

Author: Mihow

  • A Cake That Says…

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    CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST PROSTITUTE! My friend Mikal came up with that one. For what occasion would one use this cake? A Sweet Sixteen birthday party? A cake for your son (or gay daughter!) celebrating the loss of his virginity (or your gay daughter’s!) after paying a prostitute to sleep with him (or your gay…

  • Updates On Random

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    I’m a terrible blogger and getting worse by the day. It’s been, what, a month since I last updated? Is this how things will finally end? Slowly, without realizing they’re going to? I’m sorry. I just don’t know what’s happening. I never anticipated it ending this way. I always thought I’d get irritated by some…

  • The Big Bag of Change

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    We’re moving again. We’re moving 6 blocks from where we live now. I’m stressed out and haven’t been able to write or do anything, even shower. But here I am now because the baby’s asleep in the one room that hasn’t been completely taken over by boxes and miscellaneous bullshit no one needs. Also: for…

  • Murray and Elliot.

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    I know some of you are wondering how Murray is with my boys. He’s great with them because my boys are great with animals. Although, we are still working on asking Elliot to be gentle when he pets them. He’s not mean! He’s just a baby. Murray is unfazed by Elliot and his petting. The…

  • Joe Paterno 1926 – 2012

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    I was running when I heard the news. And so then I was running and crying. I feel terrible for Joe Paterno and everything that has happened to him over the last three months. I’m going to quote my husband: “So sad for JoePa. There aren’t many like him – inside or outside of football.…

  • Runners Are Stupid.

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    I don’t write much about running. I think that for most people it’s super boring to read about. It’s like hearing about someone’s dream. BORING. So I don’t do it very often. But I run a lot. I’ve been running for years. Currently, I run four times a week, with long runs on Saturdays. I…

  • What I Learned From Rolling Paper.

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    A little over a month ago, a Friday, I was sitting on the couch with Toby when I told him to turn the TV down. “It’s too loud. It’s going to wake up the kids.” “It’s at 13, Michele.” “Thirteen?!” I asked, shocked. “Are you kidding me?” “Nope.” Earlier that day, I’d been to the…

  • Best Of 2011: A Random List

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    I don’t think I’ve ever done this before! Favorite Moment In Time I taped it. Only I didn’t know it would become a favorite moment. It was taken at 5 AM on February 21st, 2011. Toby and I were waiting for a car service that would take us to the hospital in order to welcome…

  • NYC Half.

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    Today I found out that I didn’t make it into the NYC half marathon. I realize it’s a lottery and all, but I kind of had my heart set on it somehow. I was admittedly pretty crushed and started to feel that hint of depression I so often experience after the holidays and on into…

  • Stocking Stuffers!

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    ETA: Thank you! The sale is over now. Everything is shipping today! Need a last minute stocking stuffer? Maybe Santa is gluten-free and needs something other than cookies? I’m offering 5 lollipops (of my choosing*) for 5 bucks. Enter coupon code “HOHOHO” to receive the discount. Stop by, dudes. Offer ends Tuesday at noon. * You’ll…