CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST PROSTITUTE!
My friend Mikal came up with that one.
For what occasion would one use this cake? A Sweet Sixteen birthday party? A cake for your son (or gay daughter!) celebrating the loss of his virginity (or your gay daughter’s!) after paying a prostitute to sleep with him (or your gay daughter!)?
Did I just write that? I’d like to apologize to both of my sons. I love my sons (and your alive gay daughter!). No disrespect here at all.
Actually, this cake may have lapped itself in badness becoming perfectly awesome.