We went to a wedding in Cleveland last weekend. We rented a car, drove to State College on Friday night, stayed over, and them left for Ohio the following morning. The wedding began at 6:30 PM. We were in Cleveland by 2:30.
There was quite a bit of driving involved especially considering we were only actually in Cleveland for about 20 hours (9 of which were spent sleeping) but it was absolutely worth it. I told my friend, Matt, aka the groom, “Your wedding was one that actually made me wish Tobyjoe and I hadn’t eloped.” Matt and Margie’s wedding was incredible. I cried three times.
One of the best parts about our trip was I was able to reunite with all my old graphic design school buddies. Aaron was there, Chemi, Ben, and, of course, Matt. I was able to meet their significant others and reminisce about our college years. I probably won’t laugh like that again for a long, long time. I nearly threw up from laughing so hard.
But that’s not the reason I’m writing today. And rest assured, I’ll have pictures to share in due time as well as stories about those brief couple of hours but for now I’m writing to ask the Internet a question.
At one point during the evening the joke came about consummating the marriage as well as the one about no longer having to live in sin. In this day and age most of the people I know who are married had already test driven the car prior having said “I Do.” Jokes were thrown around about the groom being too drunk or the bride too tired and out of this conversation a question arose: Did you have sex on your wedding night?
I did this once before and asked that people change their names. Please, kindly use this technique again (if anyone answers it at all).
Did you have sex on your wedding night? If you’re not married, do you have stories about other weddings? I want wedding night stories.