Tag: brooklyn

  • What Do You Say, We Give the Term Pro-Life New Meaning.

    Before I start this post, I need everyone to know that while I am pro-choice, I’m not pro-baby-killer. I like babies. They’re a little funny looking being bald and all, but I like them. The tornado that recently swept through the Midwest killing at least 21 people was a tragedy. Nature hasn’t been very kind…

  • Top 10 Reasons My Top Ten List Will be Better Than Letterman’s Last Night

    10). My sidekick has a leg lamp tattoo. And hair. 9). It won’t include items that make you nervously wonder, “Am i supposed to be laughing at this? or is it bordering on racist?” 8). You can take all the time you want reading each one. 7). Because when I said, “That wasn’t at all…

  • The Message.

    Yesterday, Soung, Kim and I met at Enid’s for brunch. The three of us are Penn State Graphic Design alumni. It had been nearly 4 years since I last saw Kim. Even though I don’t see her very often, she’s the type of person I feel privileged to know. Kim works for a massive cellular…

  • Pavlov Cries Wolf.

    I played a lot of soccer as a kid. I was actually pretty damn good at it, too. Sure, I couldn’t jump rope, dance, cheerlead (although I tried), do backbends, splits, or dress up very well. But I could play a mean game of soccer, softball, and basketball. Even though I usually played right wing…

  • Brooklyn Loves NOLA and I Won!

    On Friday, Toby Joe and I went to Enid’s for the one and only Brooklyn Loves NOLA benefit. Originally, we were just gonna pay our entrance/donation fee, have a drink, and then leave as we’re not much into big crowds and the place was packed. Instead, we had the most excellent evening, sharing drinks, and…

  • Anti-Bush T-Shirt Performance Art

    On Sunday, Toby Joe and I walked over the Brooklyn Bridge in order to check out the 9/11 WTC memorial in downtown Manhattan. I knew it was going to be an emotional day and figured I should try and make the best of it by throwing myself directly into it. It took us about an…

  • I Have A Lot of Time To Give, I Just Don’t Know Where To Spend It

    Toby and I just got back from dropping off four large boxes filled with bedding, clothing, shoes, and other necessities at a Brooklyn UPS distribution center. After calling a list of places found via the Red Cross as well as our local Salvation Army and Habitat for Humanity in search of small ways to lend…

  • Give me your hungry, your tired your poor I’ll piss on ’em

    That’s what the statue of bigotry says. —Lou Reed. Spending a week in the country and returning to this can do a number with one’s existence. Prior my knowledge of the hurricane, I mentioned that I need to redirect my life. I’m not sure what day it was because after a day or two without…

  • Hurricane Isabel Arrived Two Years Late

    Yesterday afternoon, Toby and I heard thunder rolling in over the city. I love thunderstorms. One of the reasons I wasn’t able to embrace the West coast – more specifically, San Francisco – was due to its predictable weather. There is nothing more intriguing that the schizophrenic weather of the Northeast. Growing up with it,…

  • Anna and Her Battle Wounds

    This is Anna: Anna is a Gotham Girl. She’s on the Brooklyn Bombshells. (She’s the one on the far left.) Anna comes home with a lot of bruises. Yesterday, Anna let me take a picture of her worst one to date. Ouch. I’m not sure how she does it. (I’m also not sure how she…