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  • What’s Wrong With a 32 Year Old Egg?

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    I never wanted kids. It’s true. Kids kind of freak me out. They always have. That amplified the moment I saw the son of a friend of mine with his hand down the back of his pants who for the life of him could not stop smelling it. Kids are a little strange. They do…

  • Life With The MTA

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    Sometimes I wonder why the MTA doesn’t just start posting when the train is actually running instead of when it is not. I can pretty much guarantee that I won’t ever read all of this. But you better believe I’ll bitch and moan when I try and take it into the city and it’s not…

  • Today Might Just Win Suckage.

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    This morning started off with a bang. I left the house a little late and halfway up Graham avenue, I began to have blinding cramps, cramps that I haven’t experienced since I was a teenager. And if that pain wasn’t enough. I broke out into a cold sweat and my vision began to tunnel; I…

  • Nutshell

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    Today was one hell of a day. I can’t deny. And it’s also one of those days where I regretted writing on here at all. I have nothing against golf. I am not sure where that came from. I just ranted for no apparent reason and I have always tried NOT to do that. I…

  • Golf

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    What’s the deal with golf, schmoozing and corporate America? Doesn’t it ever bug you that this particular stereotype is so prevalent? It makes me unjustifiably dislike golf and I realize that’s just silly. How come it’s golf and not tennis or croquette or darts or billiards? Why golf? Who set the corporate schmooz standard and…

  • Vacation

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    One week from today I will be on a beach in Rhode Island. This vacation could not come at a better time. I am having one hell of a painful Monday morning.

  • 9 Songs

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    This weekend Toby and I finally saw the critically acclaimed film 9 Songs. It’s a film about a love affair between a 30+ year old man and a 21 year old woman. It’s sexually explicit and, at times, hard to watch. But not for the reasons one might assume. The sex is real. There is…

  • R.I.P

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    It’s 8:58. And I feel a little silly saying so, but I think that this final episode of Six Feet Under might just make me cry (again). And I can’t deny, I will miss these bastards. I really liked getting to know them. Here’s to yet another great show coming to an end.

  • March Madness

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    Today, I was in the elevator waiting for my stop. I was with a man who was probably about 45 and a woman, age 35. She stood behind me holding a bag in front of her. She was a slender woman, attractive, too. It’s not every day someone speaks in an elevator. I have heard…

  • Did We Learn Nothing From Siegfried and Roy?

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    I understand that a family would be devastated after watching their daughter get mauled by a tiger. But will someone please explain to me why the tiger then deserves to be killed? IT’S A TIGER. And somehow I still muster surprise… Please note: If I am ever dumb enough to have my daughter pose with…