What’s the deal with golf, schmoozing and corporate America? Doesn’t it ever bug you that this particular stereotype is so prevalent? It makes me unjustifiably dislike golf and I realize that’s just silly. How come it’s golf and not tennis or croquette or darts or billiards? Why golf? Who set the corporate schmooz standard and why?
I tried to golf once. Well, I tried to use a golf club at a driving range once. I did so directly following a date with the batting cages. It’s best not to follow up hitting a still ball with one that’s flying at you. Instead of trying to tap the golf ball, I was trying to kill it as one might a baseball. I didn’t make contact once. But I did wake up more sore than the day after I first tried Bikram yoga.
I think I’m premenstrual today. I’m totally ready to spar.