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  • Where I Share With The Internet That Time I Stopped Moving My Arms

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    One time, a long, long time ago, I was at the local New Cumberland Skate Rink. I minding my own business, while imagining I was a muse. That’s what I always did whenever skating, pretended I was friends with Olivia Newton John in Xanadu. On this particular occasion, I was really getting into it. I…

  • Empathy Vs. Sympathy

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    Everyone by now has nervously witnessed the American people dropping statements that either border on unconscious racism or enter blatant domains instead. Take Barabara Bush, for example. Apparently, she believes that “this is working out very well” for the poor who were forced to evacuate their homes—their lives. I had a discussion with my friend…

  • ::Chirp::

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    This place is like so dead at night. ::Chirp::

  • Rhode Island and NYC

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    Here are more images from Rhode Island. These are boring “landscape” images because Toby Joe mixed my film in with his and he won’t let me take them to my developer because he only trusts C-Lab. That being said, the rest of my images won’t see the light of day until he takes all the…

  • My Car Laid Its First Egg

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    I just got my pictures back. I am currently optimizing all of them and will upload them shortly. I did want to share this image in the interim. My car has apparently laid an egg. (All images can be enlarged by clicking on the thumbnail.)

  • The Passion of the Mihow

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    I broke up with Jon Stewart this morning. I didn’t even get a “Marconi” after yesterday. Those bastards.

  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!

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    Tonight is the Clap Your Hand Say Yeah show in Greenpoint. It’s a good thing it’s right next door to where we live because my old ass wouldn’t make it otherwise. Toby might have to work late. So I might have to go alone. (Gulps) We’ll see. If any NY People want to play pinch-show…

  • The Passion of the Mihow

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    2:30 PM—Letter is sent via messenger to The Daily Show: To: The Funniest People on Earth From: A Girl on a Mission Several months ago I printed an illustrated t-shirt featuring Monica Lewinsky sucking George Bush’s Pinocchio nose. At the time, I toyed with sending a t-shirt to The Daily Show as I think the…

  • I Know Jon Stewart Wants My Sparkly Glove

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    Last night, Toby Joe and I sat down to watch the Daily Show. Jon Stewart has been away or whatever for a week. Contrary to all the rumors, we were NOT away together. I was in Rhode Island. He was probably someplace like India. Anyway, it was funny as usual. But there was this one…

  • AIM CHAT: 4:48 PM

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    mihow: does poop stink before it leaves someone’s ass? mihow: just now, a woman in the bathroom made me gag mihow: and I was wondering mihow: does it smell up someone’s insides, too? mihow: or is it like blood mihow: and changes its state mihow: once it hits air t0byj0e: hrm t0byj0e: i have no…