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  • An Internet History Told Through Posters.

    Many, many moons ago, while living and working in D.C., I created a graphic featuring a close-up of my face on a pair of pink undergarments. I wish I could remember why I created this particular graphic, but I don’t. (If anyone else does, please do tell.) I created posters pretty regularly back then. One…

  • Underpants and Wet Lips.

    I started wearing underpants. That’s right. Tobyjoe and I visited Vickie’s Secret this weekend and I spent 150 bucks on underpants. I’ll see if I can stick with it. While there, I also picked up some of these. They’re great and all, but since I’m dieting (again) every time I wear the brown one, the…

  • This is a Post About Egg Salad

    I have been wanting to bring this up for so long and then I just never get around to it. Today, I’m going to finally do it. Why can’t I get my egg salad to taste like it does when I get it from the delis around town? What am I doing wrong? Is there…

  • And Now For Today’s Fleeting Idea…

    This morning, I left the house early in hopes of having the car inspected at Lorenzutti Motors in downtown Brooklyn. I figured I have a better chance with them, as they’re the folks who have taken care of the car for years now. The more and more Tobyjoe and I thought about our meeting with…

  • A Sunday on a Three-Day Weekend.

    We’re doing stuff around the house. It’s Sunday. I don’t have to work tomorrow. I am very, very happy. Click any of the images below to see some pictures.

  • Volvo Inspection Day

    I received a ticket for an expired inspection on my 30-year-old car. Only, no one actually wrote out a ticket. Instead, I was paying another ticket online and discovered it. Great. I paid it. Today, I’m taking it in to get inspected. Hopefully, they don’t try and rob my ass blind. Hopefully, I don’t have…

  • Spread Update

    Tobyjoe has asked a lot of great questions over on Spread and I want to get some feedback. If you have any, please, kindly leave them there. (Or send us an email.)

  • Scent While Dreaming.

    I stood in the closet next to Soung. We looked around at her clothing. They hung from hangers, sighing. The great contrast between aged skin and aged clothing became painfully clear: One becomes wrinkled over time, and the other becomes smoother. There were shoes tucked away and a few hair ties draped around the door…

  • Behind This Web site.

    Last night over dinner, Toby Joe asked me what character I thought he was most like from The Feast of Love. I thought about this for a second. My first answer didn’t seem right but it was the first one that came to mind. Diana’s character is rather cold. She feels love but doesn’t often…

  • Cheney Hunting Accident Simulation

    This is totally safe for work.. Check it out. 200 pieces of metal? That sounds like a pretty big deal to me.