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Vanity Fair, Alright!
We received the latest copy of Vanity Fair last night. I thought the whole point of having a subscription was receiving it ahead of time. Oh how wrong I was. Ahhhhh Valentine’s Day. You’re out. You fine dine with your loved one. You smooch. You sip wine. You walk home hand-in-hand to discover Scarlett Johanson’s…
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Jocko Weyland
I met Jocko by way of George Draguns who happens to be engaged to Nico who happens to be one of the greatest gals I know. Jocko wrote the book The Answer is Never: A Skateboarder’s History of the World. I haven’t read it, yet. But many people have told me it’s an excellent book.…
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What’s Grosser Than Gross?
The other night while at the gym, the most disgusting thing happened. It was worse than the time I had a foreign pubic hair stuck to my face during a Bikram class. It was worse than the time I accidentally ate a living baby snail. It was worse than the time I stood behind and…
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Oh So Many Questions.
I woke up with a wicked sore throat. So I can’t write too loudly. And I really should be showering, getting ready for another blustery commute into work. But somehow I got sucked into mindless Internet clicking while sipping my tea in hopes of a throat sooth. What’s going on out there? Lately, I have…
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Hot Toddy Time.
It appears alternate side parking has been suspended. Which means, my 30-year-old car can sit there, covered in snow until Friday at which point it hopefully melts. In celebration of this fact, I will have a hot toddy at Daddy’s and wait for my man to come home.
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The Two Of Us, We Have a Thing For Suction.
Ever since I can remember, Tobyjoe has shaved his head. Usually, he waits until his hair grows really long and then he goes home in a fit and shaves it. Over the years, I have offered to pay and have paid for professional haircuts. Visiting the salon is often very entertaining. “I want every hair…
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Holy Sweet Jesus
This just blew my mind a little bit. This isn’t about politics. I feel really badly for Cheney right now. I can’t imagine what he’s going through. If this doesn’t say guns are dangerous, well, I don’t know what does. The Vice President accidentally shot a friend in the face with a shot gun. It…
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Logo De-Assization
Alright, you monkeys, I think I fixed the Spread logo. BEFORE: AFTER: Thoughts? clickety-click.
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SPREAD
Tobyjoe and I launched a new site tonight. It’s called Spread. The goal is to mail out five free books a month. We’re hoping that people read them and then pass them on to others. We capped our quantity at five, but that may change depending on our funds, the demand—you know, stuff like that.…
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