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No More Mihow. It's Mibou.
As of Friday, June 15, 2007 at approximately 3:00 PM EST, I officially became Mrs. Boudreaux. Congratulate me, people. I braved the streets of New York City, the obscenely long lines at the DMV, the extremely irritable government employees, and black Superman all while 8 months pregnant. If I could drink a beer right now,…
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My Brother Watched This and Said, "That's Disgusting!"
I have been trying to capture this for weeks now and I still haven’t had much luck. I thought that my son would eventually get a kick (hehe) out of how much he abused me while in the womb. This kid moves like you wouldn’t believe. In the video, Tobyjoe can be seen in the…
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Try Not to Bruise It. Buy Time Dont Lose It.
I started to feel sick on Thursday. And then sometime right around 2 AM on Friday I was hit with a brutal chest cold. I slept for a total of four disjointed hours. When I finally gave up on sleep, I could barely talk and my throat hurt. The worst part wasn’t even the cold,…
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How Much to Eat This?
Tobyjoe and I have this game we play (well, I have this game I play) where I ask him “How much to eat that?” Or, “How much to have sex with that person?” And he rolls his eyes and gives me some obscenely high dollar amount. (Although, now that we’re trying to save up for…
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Evolution? Schmevolution!
How can a person running for president not believe in evolution? This was the biggest question I was left with after having watched the Republican debate last night. Overall, I wasn’t that angry about it. I didn’t scream at the TV. I rolled my eyes several times but nothing too, too bad. I was a…
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Breastfeeding
I read somewhere recently that a woman can destroy her boobs if she doesn’t breastfeed properly. This perplexes me. What can go wrong? I mean, how can they get any worse than they already are? Does it have to do with poor pumping techniques? Scheduling? Poor suction? Is it the baby’s fault? And what does…
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Girl's State of Boredom Hit By Brick. Tears Ensue.
Last night Tobyjoe and I had got some snacks at a new restaurant in our neighborhood called Parish Diner. While we were there, they played the song by Ben Folds Five called “Brick”. “This is probably one of the saddest songs ever written.” I said. “Have you ever heard it?” “No.” He answered. When I…
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31 Weeks: Bored to Tears
Last Sunday I woke up bored and that feeling hasn’t gone away since. I am bored by everything. I’m bored by waking up, showering, making coffee, breakfast. I’m bored with the television and movies and I can’t seem to break inertia in order to get into another book. I am bored by myself, my daily…
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Toilet Talk.
The other night I came out of the bathroom and had the following conversation with my husband. “You know, one of the few times I feel comfortable anymore is when I’m sitting on the toilet.” “Oh, really?” “Sometimes I just continue to sit there and do nothing.” “You might not want to do that for…
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Maxim Health And Fitness. (A Review)
This post was updated on Thursday, August 14, 2008 I rejoined Maxim last month. I did a monthly unlimited because their hours and proximity can’t be beat. I figured people change, can’t businesses as well? I was so happy to find that things have changed DRASTICALLY for the better. Everything works! The staff is amazingly…
