Mihow

Author: Mihow

  • Healed

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    I am lifting weights. I made fake chicken. I designed two install screens for work. I looked out the window for a while. I mopped the floor. I shaved my legs and plucked my eyebrows. I cleaned the rug in the bathroom. I scrubbed it with laundry detergent. I did the dishes. I cleaned the…

  • Pictures

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    Today I don’t plan on leaving the house so my daily pictures are a repeat from yesterday. (Unless you want some images of the toilet). I did learn (via tobyjoe) that the editor (he so wonderfully built for me) expects pictures every day that I make posts (or there will be trouble). This will help…

  • home

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    I feel a little better. I don’t feel perfect, but better. My teeth feel weird and my lips are dry. I have post barf-face right now. (I’m pretty). It’s time to try some water and I’m starving but food is probably not a good idea (yet). It’s such an odd feeling—to be hungry after you…

  • sick

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    For the past 2 hours I have done nothing but get up from bed, run to the bathroom, puke, and then waddle back to bed again. I hope this is not the flu. Please tell me it will pass. (And before you people get all freaky, this is not morning sickness). I should go back…

  • mosquito rape

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    I am sickly attractive to running my fingertips over new mosquito bites. It’s like something new on my skin I haven’t met yet. I like to pinch it and make criss-crosses with my fingernails and watch them change color when I move them a bit. What is it? Do I really want to know? Or…

  • Poem

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    This is a poem (in 10 minutes or less) of my search strings in the exact order they appear before me. Back with during the prohibition on idioms and liquor There was a photo with a dog with a horse butt Parker Posey saw the sighting and took the picture while dr. zizmore took pictures…

  • closed door meetings

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    Closed-door meetings need to be edited and changed. The only door which should be closed is the front door after the people involved in the important meeting (held at a whisper) exit and go out to hold the important meeting. Especially if and when they take place behind my head and I can hear every…

  • bad bands

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    Some guy here was just singing, “It’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN!” and he yells, “Hey Howley! You Remember that one?!” And I’m like, “Hell YES! It’s EUROPE!” And we laughed and then I was sort of wondering why I fill my brain with useless matter such as the lyrics to “The Final Countdown” by Europe. And…

  • Changes

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    It’s a day by day thing it is. And we’ll see how this goes. It’s 11 am and I am still eating Ginger Snaps. I am drinking shitty coffee and I am creating bitmap images for work. (Yes, work) The new frat boy joined us today. He seems ok. The PC never came. Perhaps I…

  • Photos Today

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    We went to the Toys ‘R Us at Times Square. It was quite a treat. We met ET and something weird looking. And there were screaming kids and parents who were probably trying to lose them. And there was a mihow and a tobyjoe taking it all in and then having a drink.