Mihow

Author: Mihow

  • Subway girl

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    She wears a rock on her finger greater than her age. There isn’t a pore visible on her face. She wears designer clothing and if you look under her sink at home there are hundreds of bags from Madison Avenue and she might use them again at Christmas time just for show and a subtle…

  • fetal position

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    Very nearly every day I wonder if I might just be losing my mind. I guess that’s what they call it. (Who knows). It’s more like a constant battle between enjoying myself completely and getting on the floor in the fetal position and hoping that if I close my eyes all real tight and shit…

  • having a cow

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    Because I like cows.

  • rid link

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    When I was younger, there were some days I would arrive at school wearing some outfit my mother told me not to buy but by then it was too late. And I wore it in spite of her warnings (which may have been more effective if she had just put the mom-roll aside and said,…

  • Erica

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    This chick keeps e-mailing me. I think she wants me. Her name is “Erika.” Her e-mails are always titled “HEY CUTIE!” I wonder if she’s hot. She spells “come” wrong, however. But shit, who needs a brain and an intelligent conversation when they’re sexxxy? Hey Sweetie :-) ! Hey Hunnies my name is Er*ic*a and…

  • sick days

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    Sick days suck. In the days that follow said sick day one must remember to prepare oneself for some real ass-whoopin—sans lube, sans warning.

  • Images

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    Here are some photos from last night. I saw nothing too exciting this morning so I kept my camera in my pocket.

  • Whacking day

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    Wednesday aka Whacking day. Today we will watch the possible demise of my brother and his relationship with this thing called “a job.” What will come from Whacking day? Who will be “let go” and added to the ranks of the unemployed and (at times) the ones envied by those of us who are still…

  • sick day draws to an end

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    My sick day has come to an end. I will now attempt to ride the orange bike (with no wheels) up to where Manhattan Avenue meets Greenpoint to meet a one Tobyjoe. And you might call this said point “The Pollack Triangle” as it is a special place where if you hang out too long…

  • Help for Rob

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    I do not know the answer to my brother’s question. Then I figured, why not post the e-mail and see if anyone out there knows the answer to this question. Melissa and I bought two etchings from an Irish artist named Stephen Lawlor. It was our big purchase on the honeymoon, well those and the…