Mihow

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  • Because I’m a Creep. I’m a Widow. What the Hell Am I Doing Here?

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    I Don’t Belong Here. About a year ago, I was a member of an online message board. Normally, I don’t do the whole Internet discussion thing. But this time I knew most of the folks involved personally so I figured it’d be O.K. Usually, I try and stick to only posting here. I will do…

  • Text Message Hall of Fame

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    I received a text message from a girlfriend on Saturday night. It read: What time is babes open til? 12:14 AM 13-NOV-05 For those of you unsure of what “Babes” means click here. (Landing page is safe for work. But other pages might note be.) Edited to add: If you can’t get in, it’s just…

  • Beacon

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    Toby Joe and I took Friday off and headed up to Beacon, New York to check out the town. (We’ve been toying with moving upstate so we can make hundreds of babies and adopt thousands of cats and drink honey and eat tea and grow stuff.) Beacon is about an hour north on Metro North.…

  • Soup Man

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    Today, i have decided to get soup from The Soup Nazi. He recently opened a store on the corner right below my office. (Yes, the guy who inspired that Seinfeld episode.) If I do not report back within the next day or two, send help to 42nd and Fifth Avenue.

  • The Rockettes

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    For Christmas this year, my family is going to have an early dinner at the Rock Center Café at Rockefeller Center. We’ve done this for two years now. IT’s quite lovely especially if it snows. This was taken last year. Look how happy we are. It was really really cold last year, bitterly so. This…

  • These Things Happen.

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    Say you’re at a bar and you see a girl and she’s hot. Say she thinks you’re hot, too. Say you go home with her. Say the last thing you remember before falling asleep was being in her bed. Then how was it you woke up the following morning on a couch being spooned by…

  • The Horror. The Horror.

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    The other night, I decided to look through old photographs. And by “old” I mean from 2001 (not that old). Please, if you ever take anything you read on here seriously, embrace the next sentence with both hands: Do not take a walk down memory lane especially if you’re premenstrual. The good news is, I’m…

  • Ludacris? Yes.

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    Pennsytuckey surprises me. The Intelligent Design idea has been nixed. ‘We are all for it being discussed, but we do not want to see it in biology class,’ said Judy McIlvaine, a member of the winning slate. ‘It is not a science.’ Only barely not even close to the topic, Toby Joe and I had…

  • Breaking News!

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    Something remarkable happened at the Boudreaux household last night. It was a most extraordinary event. Grab those notepads, pull out those pens, this is breaking news, my friends. Toby Joe not only cooked a most excellent fish meal for me, but he ate it too. That’s right, vegan boy Toby Joe ate fish. And the…

  • Youth of Today.

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    So here’s what I’m thinking, the French, all along, should have been sending their youth to fight wars for them. Apparently, those 13 – 15 year olds really DO want to fight. Just think of the recruiting opportunities. Hey, kids, you wanna go to Iraq? You can kick the shit out of some American troops…