These Things Happen.

Say you’re at a bar and you see a girl and she’s hot. Say she thinks you’re hot, too. Say you go home with her. Say the last thing you remember before falling asleep was being in her bed. Then how was it you woke up the following morning on a couch being spooned by her naked husband?

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  1. What have you and Toby been up too!!??

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  2. ha! Not us, no ma’am.

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  3. More info please..that story is the equivalent of saying, ” I was out buying milk and the next thing you know, im a prostitute. I dont need names, but to better judge this person, I need to know the details. (and not that I would ever judge anyone, but in my private mind, I want to make a judgement about this person based solely on this second hand story!)

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  4. ooooo. I’ve got to meet this one. Is she hott?

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  5. I’m not sure how much more information I can give you. I mean, that’s the story. Guy goes home with girl wakes up on couch next to naked spooning husband. Weird, don’tchya think? I’ll see what I can do about getting more details…

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  6. Ooooooooo. I though it was Girl goes home with a hot guy & then wakes up back in her place with HER own naked husband. Why I thought that, I do not know…

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  7. Was he naked too? Or just the husband?

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  8. Whoa. The Ninja-spoon. Few have encountered it.

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  9. deekay, he was not naked. He was fully clothed. This story gets weirder and weirder each time I think about it.

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  10. bwah ha ha ha ha – what a freak out experience

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  11. Was his butt sore when he woke up? So weird!

    Was he naked when he fell asleep next to the hot girl and then woke up clothed next to the naked husband? or clothed all the time?

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  12. Diedre, I asked the same thing. I said, “Did a certain something hurt?” I can’t remember the answer but I think it was no.

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  13. But he did wake up with a can of Crisco around his neck. Weird.

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  14. If I weren’t as tired as I am, I’d make a witty allusion to yesterday’s post about eating meat with a dry rub.

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  15. can of Crisco “around” his neck. WTF! please say just near his neck or on the coffee table. Please. This is getting worse!

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  16. I’m sorry, that was a joke. No Crisco.

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  17. Was the husband/wife eastern european?

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  18. Well I thought that it was a girl who went home with another girl, who she thought was hot, and then woke up with the husband spooning her.

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  19. Sarah: I thought the same thing the first time I read this.

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  20. what did the guy do when he woke up? Hit the naked husband?

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