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Year: 2006

  • The New Yorker’s Brokeback Mountain

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    Yesterday, Toby Joe and I received this week’s issue of the New Yorker. It didn’t compare to discovering Scarlett Johanson’s bare ass in our foyer on Valentine’s Day. But it gave us both a laugh. I’m still trying to figure out who’d be the top and who’d be the bottom. While Jack Twist was the…

  • Zen In the Art of Stupid.

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    Directly following a good workout, I become temporarily stupid. I’m not sure why this is, but my head gets all fuzzy, my heart races, and I just do a bunch of stupid. I’m unable to think. I’m barely able to move. It’s as if my body has gone through so much, it shuts my mind…

  • Olymple

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    Who ever said the winter olympics was boring? Last night Toby said, “Man, I just want to pinch it!”

  • G. Dubaiya

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    I’m assuming someone out there can explain this to me. I know that out of all the people who visit this Web site, someone MUST find the whole U.S. port operations story and the fact that they’re pushing to allow a company run by the United Arab Emirates to possibly manage them totally understandable. And…

  • An Internet History Told Through Posters.

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    Many, many moons ago, while living and working in D.C., I created a graphic featuring a close-up of my face on a pair of pink undergarments. I wish I could remember why I created this particular graphic, but I don’t. (If anyone else does, please do tell.) I created posters pretty regularly back then. One…

  • Underpants and Wet Lips.

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    I started wearing underpants. That’s right. Tobyjoe and I visited Vickie’s Secret this weekend and I spent 150 bucks on underpants. I’ll see if I can stick with it. While there, I also picked up some of these. They’re great and all, but since I’m dieting (again) every time I wear the brown one, the…

  • This is a Post About Egg Salad

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    I have been wanting to bring this up for so long and then I just never get around to it. Today, I’m going to finally do it. Why can’t I get my egg salad to taste like it does when I get it from the delis around town? What am I doing wrong? Is there…

  • And Now For Today’s Fleeting Idea…

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    This morning, I left the house early in hopes of having the car inspected at Lorenzutti Motors in downtown Brooklyn. I figured I have a better chance with them, as they’re the folks who have taken care of the car for years now. The more and more Tobyjoe and I thought about our meeting with…

  • A Sunday on a Three-Day Weekend.

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    We’re doing stuff around the house. It’s Sunday. I don’t have to work tomorrow. I am very, very happy. Click any of the images below to see some pictures.

  • Volvo Inspection Day

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    I received a ticket for an expired inspection on my 30-year-old car. Only, no one actually wrote out a ticket. Instead, I was paying another ticket online and discovered it. Great. I paid it. Today, I’m taking it in to get inspected. Hopefully, they don’t try and rob my ass blind. Hopefully, I don’t have…