Mihow

Year: 2002

  • More bites

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    I have 12 bug bites. I have a problem with even numbers. I spent the better half of the morning looking for mosquitoes, begging them to bite me because 13 bug bites is much more relaxing than 12. I received all 12 while sleeping. Last night one of them planted their pointy ass on my…

  • Habits

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    I’m sort of tired—having trouble keeping mind. This jumbled mess, whirlwind of messy thought and half bitten sentences come to the tip and then give up, drop to throat and sit there (lumpy). You might wonder if it’s worth it, if creating a habit is worth it, as most habits (come past) created you. And…

  • Hope

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    Every day, I lose more and more hope in my own kind. A friend of mine once told me a story about these mice which were taking over his apartment. He and his girlfriend tried everything humane and finally just gave in to the evil, sticky mouse traps. The went away for the weekend and…

  • Who's really driving your bus

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    Last night I grunted at the TV when a teaser for Fox News came on. I do this often. I hate the news at Fox. It’s worse then tabloid trash, as it still (for unknown reasons) takes itself seriously. Toby and I began talking about it, laughing about it. We were then forced to explain…

  • Cat Donut

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    Me: Honey, are you ready to do this? Tonight is the night. Toby: Yeah. I think so. What do you want me to do again? Me: You just have to place it on there and I’ll do the rest. Toby: Ok. Make sure you’re ready when I do it, it won’t last long. Me: Do…

  • Thou shall not judge

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    It is taking every last bit of me to not fill this post with R rated language and NC-17 rated imagery, but I have decided to refrain from starting the morning off in this manner. Let’s just say, people should try hard to hold their bowels until they are (at the very least) outdoors. The…

  • choose your battles

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    I think the most I have learned between the ages of 20 and 28 is how to choose my battles. Too many times I have been driven to levels of frustration of a near blindness ruining my day or my night. What a waste of time some of that was. And now, if I get…

  • Bitch lips

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    NifkinHasaPosse: ummmmm NifkinHasaPosse: what are bitch lips?

  • Alias

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    On Sunday night, ABC began to rerun all the Alias in order in which they were aired. And, of course, I watched the first episode. I am sorry I took mister alias guy’s time last week in explaining the show to me (very well, I might add), because the first episode gave me the rundown,…

  • Phone lines are down

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    Our phones are down. I wanted to call Bob and ask him a question regarding where it is we used to stay on LBI, but I can’t get through. On the off chance he is out there, silently watching all of this crap today, will he please raise his hand and let me know?