Tag: san francisco
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Tales from a Texas bathroom.
At a rest stop in Texas, Toby and I pulled over to use the bathroom and buy some bottled water. Driving through the chimney top of Texas is like driving on a heavily-policed piece of brown cardboard. We had driven through Maryland, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, Ohio, Indiana, Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, Utah, California, Arizona,…
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From left to right.
I finally downloaded two months worth of images from one of my cards. Below, are the images taken while we were driving from San Francisco to New York City. I didn’t go all out (like I did the last time.) (Caption, if any, below each image.) (Click on image to enlarge.) This is Tucker. He…
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Same as it ever was.
Nothing major has changed in Brooklyn. And if it had changed, it’s now changed back. I know how folks like to repeat the past. Maybe it’s just that Toby and I have changed too much. After all, most folks don’t completely rewrite their lives in two years. But in a city the size of New…
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mihow.com Returns to New York City
It’s nearly 10 a.m. PST and TobyJoe and I are waiting for Door to Door to drop off two blue bins. I’m currently using someone else’s wireless connection to write this. At any point I could lose it all. But that’s o.k. Today, we’re loading the blue bins. And tomorrow we set sail. After studying…
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This Post is X-Rated and Boring. (You have been warned.)
About a month ago, I returned from a month-long trip to Washington, D.C. While I was there I worked at a local design firm doing work for the DNC. I had the most excellent time. I made money, got my yearly dose of the northeastern fall, and I caught up with the friends I have…
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Fucknees
I’ve been jogging lately. I’m trying to get back into shape. When I say “back into shape” I basically mean I don’t want to be shaped like this: Because look how big my hands are. Those are huge hands. And eggs are tasty to eat but I don’t ever want to look like one. I…
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Rewind via 80.
Tonight, as I was looking at the map trying to figure out how we’re going to get back home again, Tucker decided to lay down on TOP of the northeastern part of our great nation. I hope you all were very warm. This time, as we cross the Great Divide (what the hell is the…
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Constipostion
(I have been putting this one off. Yet another lengthy post where michele drones on for pages on end.) Many of you know what I’m about to say. Actually, many of you (who leave comments or email me regularly) are people I either know well or have had a long online relationship with (and somehow,…
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Ding Dong and A Screw You.
The kids of Noe Valley, San Francisco can kiss my soon to be (because of the amount of unclaimed candy) fat ass for not coming to our house this year. There is nothing more pathetic than a young woman sitting outside between her laughing husband with a giant bowl of candy BEGGING passers by to…
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A pre election warm up.
Help us decide WHERE the hell should we move. NYC or DC? It’s that easy. We have talked about both jobs, they are nearly identical. It comes down to where. Or should we stay here and hope we can pay our bills all the while saving enough money to eventually move away? Got a coin?…
