Ding Dong and A Screw You.

The kids of Noe Valley, San Francisco can kiss my soon to be (because of the amount of unclaimed candy) fat ass for not coming to our house this year.

There is nothing more pathetic than a young woman sitting outside between her laughing husband with a giant bowl of candy BEGGING passers by to take some. AND BEING REJECTED! (Granted one woman was jogging and the other two were carrying the variety of children without teeth, but still. I HAVE A LOT OF CANDY TO GIVE! I JUST DON’T KNOW WHERE TO GIVE IT!)

Yeah, I know it’s only 6:30 p.m. and they might still come by. But, by the looks of it, Sanchez appears to be much more popular.

This is why I never threw a party. The idea of no one showing up terrifies me. But Desperate Housewives will make a little more sense to me tonight.

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  1. Had I known you guys were giving out candy we would have stopped by. Belly is always on the lookout for more candy….we made out like a bandit with the amount of candy we got….

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  2. I am so bummed. And I’m not feeling well. :[ I will save you some. I will. It’s all yours.

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  3. So, I guess you won’t be joining me and Becky in our adventures in the Castro then…..

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  4. oh man, we just rode by on our way back from the castro. shouldve gone down your street.

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  5. Yeah, we shouldve hit 19th and 25th

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  6. How did the Castro look? I am venturing out later….

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  7. I just found out that my wonderful neighbors are now pregnant. this made me so happy! That’s the best news I’ve heard in weeks.

    I might head out to the Castro tonight. I need to watch Desperate Housewives before I leave. Because I am sad and very pathetic. And I blame my mother entirely for this addiction. I hear the Castro goes on all night. I might take a walk later with TobyJoe. But I’m sure by then you’ll all be home.

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  8. Yes, you should come hang over here in the castro. Becky is stuck in a traffic jam so who knows when she will get here…But you can always call my cell.

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