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Barbie and Keninem
Ken and Barbie are getting back together after 18 months apart. They broke up after 43 blissful years together citing irreconcilable differences. Good news all around. Sit down bitch If you move again I’ll beat the shit out of you. Ken spent some time in the Middle East. He tried Buddhism for a while and…
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Sick Day
I’ve been battling something in my head. The right side of my face, neck, and cranium hurts. I’m not sure what’s going on. And nearly every time I work out, it throbs with pain. On Saturday, Tobyjoe had to take care of me at the gym. The pain was bad enough to make me nauseous.…
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I Have Another Question. (Plus, More Carlooneytoons.)
If an Islamic newspaper published a comic featuring something as equally as offensive to a fundamentalist Christian, (unfortunately, I am not enough of a religious scholar come up with such a comic) said fundamentalist Christian might retaliate using violence against the first “Muslim” person they see? (That word is in quotes because, well, American’s have…
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Iran Newspaper Solicits Holocaust Cartoons
In retaliation to the whole Danish cartoon fiasco, an Iranian newspaper has announced plans for a cartoon contest. The contest is asking for the best cartoon about the Holocaust. Well, at least they’re not offering a reward for anyone’s head, right? I got a feeling this isn’t going to end well.
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I Got a New Face! I Can Smoke Again!
All jokes aside, the French woman who received a new face has come out of hiding and has begun to face the media. It’s a good thing, too. Because now we can read about how she ended up with a new face and that once the thing took, she was able to start smoking again.…
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Sex Offenders
Do you think someone previously convicted of a sex crime can be helped or cured? Or do you believe that they are a lost cause, and should be watched but shunned from society. An alcoholic can get help. He or she will always be considered an alcoholic, but they can choose to avoid it for…
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I Believe I’ve Got a Problem. GOD DAMMIT!
About two months ago, Tobyjoe and I were at Enid’s with some friends. While there, a song came on. I couldn’t help but sing along. I made a note to myself: Remember this song. Download it later. It’s from your youth. Of course, the next day I forgot how it went. A few weeks after…
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Nancy Horn
When I was ten, a girl named Nancy Horn lived up the street from us. Our neighborhood was shaped like a lower case n. At least that’s how I picture it now. She lived at the top of the n. We lived at the bottom of the right-hand-side of its leg. Her parents were friends…
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Freedom of Keeping One’s Head.
I know most of the world isn’t online during the weekend, but I’m really itching to start a discussion surrounding this particular issue. I’m not sure how I feel about it as I was not raised with Islam. I was raised Catholic and while I have seen some pretty horrid things done to Christ over…
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