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  • There are boobs below. You have been warned.

    It’s not every day a client gives you artwork like this: and tells you to run with it. I’m designing a valentine’s day invitation advertising a romantic meal for two for a local bar/restaurant here in Brooklyn. The owner is going to be serving erotic food and sexy deserts. It should be a pretty cool…

  • I love you.

    I love this. I love the song. I love the Postal Service. I love the video. I love. (Directed by Jared Hess of Napoleon Dynamite).

  • A Birth of a Punctuation Mark.

    Yesterday, as I was drifting off to sleep, I came up with what I deemed at the time as the most brilliant idea I have had ever. If this idea were being graded, I would have received an A. A few days ago, I was a part of yet another internet disturbance. It wasn’t that…

  • A new blog

    I discovered a new blog. It’s called Girl Sets Fire. I love discovering new blogs written by seemingly sweet people.

  • P.U.

    This morning, Toby called as he was getting out of the subway. I was just farted on. Laughter. I’m serious. This woman just farted on me. More laughter. You can laugh all you want, but someone just farted on me. I’m happy to report that I have never been farted on. One time, Schmitty peed…

  • Devine

    Last night, I ventured out to see Kevin Devine at South Paw in Park Slope. While I was watching him play, after having just consumed a meal made up entirely of sushi and chasing that with a glass of dry white wine, I imagined writing something spectacular about his music and the show. I imagined…

  • Comment Spam

    Here is an interview with a link spammer. (Thanks, TJ.)

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    Seriously, thank goodness.

  • If I could, I'd marry them.

    I love logos. I mean, I LOVE them. I love to look at them, critique them, analyze them, take them apart, create them, think about them, and redo them. I have said it numerous times before, If I could I would happily spend every day coming up with a new mark. I would be perfectly…

  • Chafed

    I know I tend to write about my workout habits too much (when I actually work out) but we need some information/suggestions. After a run we had last night, it seems that my lovely husband went and discovered himself a rash. It’s a rash one might find in between the legs. And it hurts. And…