This morning, Toby called as he was getting out of the subway.
I was just farted on.
I’m serious. This woman just farted on me.
You can laugh all you want, but someone just farted on me.
I’m happy to report that I have never been farted on. One time, Schmitty peed on me, but he was high on catnip at the time, so who can blame the fuzzy bastard. Thankfully, I have yet to be farted on.