Author: Mihow
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Garlic and my headache
Is it possible to get a headache from eating too much garlic? I have a HUGE headache. And it’s the only thing I can think I did differently today. Aurgh! I can’t write, it hurts too badly. Maybe I need more coffee. Holy crap, I promise to never do it again. Please go away now.
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Pee mail
Hello. Toby sent me this. Ain’t he cute. Send one to a friend. If you can’t pee on them, pee for them. Indeed. Thank you, CC Fruit Fruit.
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Ownership
Human pet-peeve number 233: CLAIMING OWNERSHIP What is this thing people do with claiming human ownership? Say you’re in a position of power, I don’t know why you’re there, but you are. And you refer to the “lesser forms” as yours. You refer to people as “My man” or “My guy”. It’s not right. You…
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Paint by numbers
Man, I ain’t gunna lie, I am so tired. My head is spinning and I want to sleep and my body aches. I just want to stay home and watch movies beneath the hum of my 250 dollar air-conditioner. I want to not be bothered with drifting in and out of consciousness, and I want…
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CRACKED TOILET SEAT
Someone cracked the black toilet seat. Oh dear me. Whose ass did such a thing? Whose ass took on the black seat of death and won? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT CAN’T HAVE A CRACK! Fear of the cracked, black toilet.
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In a bar
I am at a lack lately. There isn’t much on my mind I guess. Or there is and I just don’t want to talk about it. Or I just don’t have the energy right now. Maybe it’s the heat. Maybe it’s the time of the year. Maybe I’ll come back around. Things are going pretty…
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Beth Orton
I saw the Beth Orton video for “Stolen Car” at the gym today and it annoyed me. What the hell was/is the concept? Damn woman! It’s like she just wanted to appear pouty for 4 minutes. I dunno. Why hasn’t the concept of “the video” died yet? Jeesh, they’re all just steps below goofy (imo).…
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The Faint
The Faint makes me want to try and dance. Something not so pretty. I often try and guess what folks listen to while they’re working out by the way they move or whatever. I bet if I put this cd on while on that stair-thingy, people would totally know. Here’s a song.
