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  1. Urine good hands with Toby. Oh, I kill me.

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  2. dooood, I so love shit like that. You so punny.

    (That is a pun, right?)

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  3. One time, I was crouched down in front of the fridge and a squash rolled out from the top shelf onto my head. I was making dinner for a lot of folks and I yelled,

    Help, I’ve been squashed!”

    And no one laughed. Not even a smile.

    So I put poo in their food.

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  4. I can’t believe no one laughed at that. That was a gourd one!

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  5. ha ha….squashed. I love this!

    See, I laughed.

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  6. You people are out of your gourds.

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  7. Freakgirl, you’re gourdeos baby!

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  8. Geesus. You’re all fired without severances!!!!!

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  9. You’re fireder. With even less severances.

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