Author: Mihow

  • Dead things and hair clumps

    Over the past couple of weeks a smell has been brewing in our hallway. At first it wasn’t too bad, it smelled like rotting vegetables or perfectly healthy cabbage. Lately, however, it has taken on the smell of something dead. My mind goes instantly to thoughts such as this: Toby, have you seen the neighbors…

  • Scumbag Fuck. You're Shit, Natch

    A little over a year ago, I finally found out what NATCH means. For the longest time, I thought NATCH was some sort of tourettic way of throwing someone off. It wasn’t that at all. There are words and phrases I have used nearly all of my life. And if spoken, only some of them…

  • I'm like butter, baby.

    I fear I may have spread myself a bit too thin recently. I think I may need some help finishing the work I have. I need to grow a backbone already.

  • Everything deserves a pronoun.

    First of all I would like to apologize to my husband for not waking him up sooner in order to enjoy a cup of espresso with me as well as a bagel from Irving’s. Time got away from me this morning. I had one more round (probably not really one more, but I’m drawing the…

  • It's Camera Time

    I brought myself a brand new Canon Power Shot Pro 1 this weekend. I haven’t ever owned a camera quite this nice before. I keep admiring it from a near. The things it can do! I need to name him.

  • A Horse Pet

    Yes, indeed. Horses do indeed have buddies. Maybe this horse mistook his visitor for a small cow? Moo moo.

  • State College

    Toby and I are visiting good ol’ State College tomorrow. We’re going to see the Graphic Design department at Penn State put on their annual Film Follies. That should be fun. I wonder if anyone from my class will be there. I think Toby is only going to play pool with Todd at the Garage…

  • What good can come from this?

    Well, we have finally signed a contract regarding our post wedding party. And go figure, we’re only four months late. Nothing says we’re married! like a four-month old newsletter. Another job on mihow’s list: Design Invitations Immediately. (Only question is, what are they to be? I’m a designer. That means I have to design and…

  • Are you there God? It's me, mihow.

    I got the job offer in writing today. What to do. What to do. I think I will spend the weekend thinking about this. Someone flip me a coin.