Mihow

Author: Mihow

  • Comment Spam

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    Here is an interview with a link spammer. (Thanks, TJ.)

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    Seriously, thank goodness.

  • If I could, I'd marry them.

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    I love logos. I mean, I LOVE them. I love to look at them, critique them, analyze them, take them apart, create them, think about them, and redo them. I have said it numerous times before, If I could I would happily spend every day coming up with a new mark. I would be perfectly…

  • Chafed

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    I know I tend to write about my workout habits too much (when I actually work out) but we need some information/suggestions. After a run we had last night, it seems that my lovely husband went and discovered himself a rash. It’s a rash one might find in between the legs. And it hurts. And…

  • Incentives

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    Lately, Toby and I have been meeting after work at the New York Sports Club on 14th street and 6th avenue. Justifying the cost of the NYSC membership means having to attend often. And today, I can barely move. I feel as though someone beat me with a sack of oranges. Twice. My ass hurts,…

  • Take the ass cracks bowling, take them bowling.

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    My meeting went well. The highlight of the time I spent there was when I was lying belly-down on the oily floor of a bowling lane, inches from the pins, with my asscrack peering out above my pants because all I cared about was my camera and getting the shot.

  • Make God Laugh

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    Yesterday, I had a meeting with a client at the Port Authority on 42 Street. While wandering around feeling confused and totally disoriented about which way was north, desperately trying to avoid staring directly into any and all neon, my eyes fixed upon this sign: Talk about feeling nervous at a meeting. Yeesh. That’s quite…

  • Medical waste? Or human remains?

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    Let me get this straight, the fetuses are human while in the womb but once aborted (or miscarried) they then become medical waste? (Here is Another link.) I realize that this is the church’s way of working the legal system to justify and perpetuate their cause, I’m just not sure God would approve of all…

  • Pasta

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    I forgot to mention one important thing. Last night, we made our second round of homemade pasta together. This time, we used the Imperia Pasta Machine. It RULES. That’s about all I have to say about that. I am in love with this machine.

  • The Blizzard of 2005

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    For Christmas this year, Melissa and my brother got us a gift certificate to Williams-Sonoma. I love Williams-Sonoma. Every year, they make hundreds of dollars off of me. Last year, I got Toby four Henckel knives. This year, we got my parents a Waffle Iron. For Toby’s birthday this year I got him an All-Clad…