Mihow

Year: 2005

  • P.U.

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    This morning, Toby called as he was getting out of the subway. I was just farted on. Laughter. I’m serious. This woman just farted on me. More laughter. You can laugh all you want, but someone just farted on me. I’m happy to report that I have never been farted on. One time, Schmitty peed…

  • Devine

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    Last night, I ventured out to see Kevin Devine at South Paw in Park Slope. While I was watching him play, after having just consumed a meal made up entirely of sushi and chasing that with a glass of dry white wine, I imagined writing something spectacular about his music and the show. I imagined…

  • Comment Spam

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    Here is an interview with a link spammer. (Thanks, TJ.)

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    Seriously, thank goodness.

  • If I could, I'd marry them.

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    I love logos. I mean, I LOVE them. I love to look at them, critique them, analyze them, take them apart, create them, think about them, and redo them. I have said it numerous times before, If I could I would happily spend every day coming up with a new mark. I would be perfectly…

  • Chafed

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    I know I tend to write about my workout habits too much (when I actually work out) but we need some information/suggestions. After a run we had last night, it seems that my lovely husband went and discovered himself a rash. It’s a rash one might find in between the legs. And it hurts. And…

  • Incentives

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    Lately, Toby and I have been meeting after work at the New York Sports Club on 14th street and 6th avenue. Justifying the cost of the NYSC membership means having to attend often. And today, I can barely move. I feel as though someone beat me with a sack of oranges. Twice. My ass hurts,…

  • Take the ass cracks bowling, take them bowling.

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    My meeting went well. The highlight of the time I spent there was when I was lying belly-down on the oily floor of a bowling lane, inches from the pins, with my asscrack peering out above my pants because all I cared about was my camera and getting the shot.

  • Make God Laugh

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    Yesterday, I had a meeting with a client at the Port Authority on 42 Street. While wandering around feeling confused and totally disoriented about which way was north, desperately trying to avoid staring directly into any and all neon, my eyes fixed upon this sign: Talk about feeling nervous at a meeting. Yeesh. That’s quite…

  • Medical waste? Or human remains?

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    Let me get this straight, the fetuses are human while in the womb but once aborted (or miscarried) they then become medical waste? (Here is Another link.) I realize that this is the church’s way of working the legal system to justify and perpetuate their cause, I’m just not sure God would approve of all…