Year: 2005
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Cool Props: An Ongoing Series
I am working on a new series of photographs. I have named it “Cool Props”. I have noticed that there are an alarmingly large number of people who instead of using wood (as I am told you’re supposed to) to level their air-conditioner units, they’re using books. And I find some of the choices comical.…
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On Film
This weekend, Toby Joe and I decided to have a “feel-good” weekend in film. We watched Tarnation and The Machinist, and Hotel Rwanda, three of the most depressing movies I have seen in quite some time. The Machinist was OK. It pulled out a few film cliches but Christian Bale did an excellent job, probably…
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A New Project: The Air-Conditioner Kickstand Series
I am working on a new series of photographs. It’s called the “Air-Conditioner Kickstand” series. Basically, I have noticed that there are an alarmingly large number of people who instead of using wood (as I am told you’re supposed to) to level their air-conditioner units, they’re using books. And I find some of the choices…
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I Am an Animal, Not a Man.
It’s not even 11 AM and my armpits are already starting to saute the onions. I even wore Old Spice for Men after someone told me to buy it. And it was working for a while. Now, it’s not. Maybe I didn’t put enough on. But surely by 6 PM, I’ll be offensive. No one…
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Friday Feels Frisky
Today, the MTA begins to randomly search through bags. Last night, while eating at a new restaraunt in Greenpoint called, Queen’s Hideout we briefly discussed our new situation and I think I can speak for everyone at the table and say no one cares. We understand. I’m curious to hear what others think, however. Do…
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Mini Me
We are SERIOUSLY considering buying one of these. Only a black one. And a five speed. Are we just suckers for all things cute and small? Does it come with Firewire?
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Grand Theft Auto: Sex Andreas Edition
How much do I want to get a hold of the previous version now? Someone should buy it for me. (More here.) What’s the big deal? It’s just two clothed people having sex. The company who makes the game was forced to reevaluate projected sales after WalMart and Target announced they would discontinue selling the…
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Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Spend 200 Dollars. Go Directly to Home.
Last night, after dinner at the falafel joint on Bedford Avenue, a drink with Gerry (on a patio), a brief affair with Tasti D-Lite, Toby Joe and I headed home to flip through our 1000+ channels. Time Warner has been good to us. We should probably learn how to spend more time with him instead…
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AIM Conversation: 4:45 PM
mihow: how much do i HATE the idea of going to pottery right after work? what’s wrong with me? mihow: lately, I have been feeling so antsy tobyjoe: yeah tobyjoe: i know tobyjoe: i’d prefer wine and a patio tobyjoe: but fuck tobyjoe: when wouldnt i prefer that mihow: a but fuck? mihow: you want…
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You Work On Commission, Right?
When Toby and I got engaged, we had the hardest time shopping for a ring. For starters, we wanted a blood-free diamond, free of Sierra Leone. And considering the majority of America’s diamonds come from there, we were assuming we’d need to find something other than a diamond. So I set my sights on gems…
