Year: 2005
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Maggots, Michael. They’re Using Maggots
I love the idea of using maggots and leeches to clean out wounds and heal people. ‘The primary mode of action for maggots is chewing,’ said Mark Melkerson, acting director of the Division of General, Restorative and Neurological Devices. ‘For leeches, it’s the eating of blood. Those are mechanical processes. Thus, the agency decided that…
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Fountains of Wayne
There is a new double disc CD out by Fountains of Wayne. It’s a great CD. Really great. There’s even a cover on it that (in my not so humble opinion) is better than its Brittney Spear’s original. And I was nice enough to give it to the Internets. (3.0 mgs). You’re gonna love it.…
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Vacation All I Ever Wanted
2.5 more days and we’re off. No Tv. No Internet. No work. Obviously, I won’t be updating this site. And I know that will be heartbreaking. I contemplated letting someone borrow it for a week as one might a summer home or a hooker but no one wants this hooker. Or maybe I’ll loop Iron…
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Could Google Be the New Microsoft?
Today, the New York Times released an article about how Google is becoming an even bigger superpower than it already is. The article came out directly following Google’s announcement about plans to release an addition 14 million shares of stock and the release of their new chat client called Talk. Of course, there are going…
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This is Mulva (Or Josephine).
I finally got around to taking some pictures of the car Toby Joe and I purchased recently. It’s been great. However, we’re putting it to a true test next week when we drive it up to Rhode Island. The problem area is shown below. Eventually (soon) we need to get a new door. It’s rusted…
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Oh Sweet Irony
Robertson might just be a little bit totally completely insane. How is this not terroristic in nature? ‘It’s clear from the teachings of the Quran and also from the history of Islam that it’s anything but peaceful,” Robertson said in a subsequent interview with CNN. “Of course there are peace-loving Muslims. But at the same…
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What’s Wrong With a 32 Year Old Egg?
I never wanted kids. It’s true. Kids kind of freak me out. They always have. That amplified the moment I saw the son of a friend of mine with his hand down the back of his pants who for the life of him could not stop smelling it. Kids are a little strange. They do…
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Life With The MTA
Sometimes I wonder why the MTA doesn’t just start posting when the train is actually running instead of when it is not. I can pretty much guarantee that I won’t ever read all of this. But you better believe I’ll bitch and moan when I try and take it into the city and it’s not…
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Today Might Just Win Suckage.
This morning started off with a bang. I left the house a little late and halfway up Graham avenue, I began to have blinding cramps, cramps that I haven’t experienced since I was a teenager. And if that pain wasn’t enough. I broke out into a cold sweat and my vision began to tunnel; I…
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Nutshell
Today was one hell of a day. I can’t deny. And it’s also one of those days where I regretted writing on here at all. I have nothing against golf. I am not sure where that came from. I just ranted for no apparent reason and I have always tried NOT to do that. I…
