Mihow

Year: 2005

  • My Car Laid Its First Egg

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    I just got my pictures back. I am currently optimizing all of them and will upload them shortly. I did want to share this image in the interim. My car has apparently laid an egg. (All images can be enlarged by clicking on the thumbnail.)

  • The Passion of the Mihow

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    I broke up with Jon Stewart this morning. I didn’t even get a “Marconi” after yesterday. Those bastards.

  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!

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    Tonight is the Clap Your Hand Say Yeah show in Greenpoint. It’s a good thing it’s right next door to where we live because my old ass wouldn’t make it otherwise. Toby might have to work late. So I might have to go alone. (Gulps) We’ll see. If any NY People want to play pinch-show…

  • The Passion of the Mihow

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    2:30 PM—Letter is sent via messenger to The Daily Show: To: The Funniest People on Earth From: A Girl on a Mission Several months ago I printed an illustrated t-shirt featuring Monica Lewinsky sucking George Bush’s Pinocchio nose. At the time, I toyed with sending a t-shirt to The Daily Show as I think the…

  • I Know Jon Stewart Wants My Sparkly Glove

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    Last night, Toby Joe and I sat down to watch the Daily Show. Jon Stewart has been away or whatever for a week. Contrary to all the rumors, we were NOT away together. I was in Rhode Island. He was probably someplace like India. Anyway, it was funny as usual. But there was this one…

  • AIM CHAT: 4:48 PM

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    mihow: does poop stink before it leaves someone’s ass? mihow: just now, a woman in the bathroom made me gag mihow: and I was wondering mihow: does it smell up someone’s insides, too? mihow: or is it like blood mihow: and changes its state mihow: once it hits air t0byj0e: hrm t0byj0e: i have no…

  • First Batch of Rhode Island Images

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    Well, I got one roll of film back today. Here are the images. (All images can be enlarged by clicking on them. All images were taken using a Pentax K100 and using NPC 160 Speed film.) Anna at Diner. Taken in NYC right before we left for vacation. Ahhhhh Rhode Island, we are here. Grays…

  • This shit is funny and you all know it.

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    This sign is in Williamsburg above The Diner. It made me laugh out loud, actually.

  • Mess With Texas

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    What do you say GW Bush opens up that 600 Acres of land he has in Crawford, Texas to house some refuges?

  • I’ll Have a Side of Boob Job with that Mango Lassi.

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    I have always wanted to go to India. I have told Toby Joe that for years and years. Let’s go to India!!!! How the hell are you going to survive a 20+ hour flight to India? You sobbed on the way home from San Francisco. I can drug myself. Let’s go to India. That dream…