Year: 2004

  • Anagrams

    Create your own. Mine come back sounding asian.

  • Oh, the insanity.

    I woke up this morning with the Muppet Show theme song on constant mental chatter in my head.

  • Nonscents

    I stood in the foyer of the tall office building waiting for the elevator to take me down 10 floors. I was secretly hoping he wouldn’t find something out about this dangling carrot he was trying to arrange for my possible consumption at a 4 o’clock meeting. While being out of work is sort of…

  • Passive Agressive People

    Missy made the following statement tonight: Nothing gets my goat like passive aggression, especially by those who claim to hate it as much as me. Passive aggressive people suck. For real. They’re up there with some of the most annoying human creature beings. They’re the second runner up to the people who are so bored…

  • Ok, and what the hell?

    Someone over at this site looks alarmingly like Toby. hmmmmmmmm

  • Opener Water: Only Without the Sharks and WIthout the Water

    Lately, Toby and I have had spike in mosquito bites. It seems every morning there are more and more bumps. And they itch. They itch like nothing I have ever experienced before. Every day we wake up with new ones. Last week, Toby had three on his eyelid. This week I have several on my…

  • Bodding… shi shi ahd bodding. Bodding, shi shi. Ok?

    Some guy who speaks a language I don’t understand keeps calling me from LA. He’s been calling for three days now. I get about 4 or 5 a day. He has taken to leaving messages now, at night, that sound like he REALLY has something to tell me, but I have no idea what he’s…

  • Sea Lion Video

    Not White Lion Video. Don’t get excited. This is huge. And probably not worth it. You have been warned. :) (7mgs)

  • Sea Lions and Skateboarding

    For years now I have heard people talk about the Sea Lions of San Francisco. I have heard this talk so often, I still think that the Giants are misnamed especially since some football team in New York already has it. I would have thought the San Francisco Sea Lions would have been a much…

  • My Lovely Husband

    You know who this is? This is Toby at age 14. Isn’t he adorable? Yes. Yes, he is adorable. He’s still adorable. Only now he’s friggin brilliant, too. His sister is visiting us this week. And she was sweet enough to bring some pictures with her. This is one of MANY. I can’t wait till…