Some guy who speaks a language I don’t understand keeps calling me from LA. He’s been calling for three days now. I get about 4 or 5 a day. He has taken to leaving messages now, at night, that sound like he REALLY has something to tell me, but I have no idea what he’s saying let alone what language he’s speaking in.
He sounds like the sea lions. I understood them better. I think he’s asian. I know, I know that narrows it down. I think it might be Japanese he’s speaking. And if I had a way of getting my phone message on here, I’d ask someone to translate it for me, assuming there is at least one reader who speaks Japanese.
It’s really beginning to freak me out.
He just called and said “Meesherl? (something I didn’t get) yes. (more of stuff I didn’t get)”
I said, “WRONG NUMBER. YOU HAVE WRONG NUMBER. WRONG NUMBER!”
Make him stop.