Missy made the following statement tonight:
Nothing gets my goat like passive aggression, especially by those who claim to hate it as much as me.
Passive aggressive people suck. For real. They’re up there with some of the most annoying human creature beings. They’re the second runner up to the people who are so bored by their own lives they create fantasy at the expense of others in order to make their life a bit more interesting and/or tolerable. And if it’s not to enhance their excitement level because they have only themselves to blame in the reduction of their excitement level, they create fantasy (at the expense of others) in order to avoid a deeper, personal problem.
(This post is passive aggressive, actually. Damn.)
I’m being passive aggressive for posting about HOW MUCH I TOTALLY WANT TO SHAKE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE instead of telling the people I am referring to that they must chill with all the drama.
It’s only fair that if I make such a claim about other people, I should put up things about myself that I know suck.
Things I Am Guilty Of:
- Blowing things out of proportion
- A fondness for Saddness
- Coming up with conspiracy theories
- Never saying ‘No’
- Making fun of the Mormon religion
- Leaving passive-aggressive posts on my Web site.
P.S. Forgive me for sinking this low. I feel dirty.