Year: 2002

  • Comments Not Working

    Update: COMMENTS ARE NOW WORKING. I think. cross fingers

  • Mom's day gift

    I just walked down to drop off my laundry (yes, I am lazy and I pay someone to do it for me) and the guy who weighs the clothing was all sweet and quiet and stuff. He wrote me out a slip of paper telling me my total and when I should pick it up…

  • Mother's day

    And it’s all still here just as I left it last night. We’re going to rent some movies and get bagels and coffee. And talk to the Goth Girls at the Garden (which is the name of my second full-length album by my punk rock band, Beef Molecule). Today is mother’s day. Happy mother’s day,…

  • SNL

    There are so many things I don’t understand. If you see anything, if there is anything goofy, if you actually read this crap, please feel free to leave me a comment and/or write me an email and I will see to it that I end world suffering and get the damn website working. I have…

  • growing pains

    So this might take a bit. Said woman, take it slow, it’ll work itself out fine. All we need is just a little patience. Said come on smash a clear phone, it’ll work itself alright, you and I we need a new bandana. Comments from the past might not work. Links as well. If you…

  • New things

    Today we are making changes to my website. Toby built me some sort of editor thingy-majig—to make life easier. It’s taking some patience and beer. I’m still not sure what’s going on. And I keep hitting command “S” instead of hitting my “submit” button. It’s Saturday, though. Good day, Saturday. Cops is on. We just…

  • worry

    I think I could enjoy this more if someone would just say, “Hey, you know what? It’s all going to be alright. Stop worrying so much.” And if they did I probably wouldn’t believe them anyway. I want to take everyone I like and put them in my pocket and take them to the park.…

  • lunchtime pictures

    Lunchtime pictures of scary-man and screaming bag ladies.

  • PC at work

    Today I get my very own PC to work on. It will sit next to my Mac. I like it to having a demon sitting on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Which one is which, you might ask? Who gives a shit. I have deduced that it means I’m not getting laid…

  • kia ad update

    The Kia commercial Update: E-mail 1: The blonde woman in the very beginning yells, “Betty!” and the other woman says, “Actually, it’s JANE.” And the guy with the mullet at the end yells “Betty” as well. I am 98 percent sure of this now. Comment added: I thought he yelled “PARTY!” The first time I…