Year: 2002
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wear a sock today
If someone said, You’re wearing a sock today? So we don’t make fun of you? what would you think that meant?
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MP3 Request
Anyone out there in the big world have “Dear Doctor” by the Rolling Stones on MP3? I heard a song earlier that reminded me of this. I would like to hear it again but can not find it. I dunno, this is worth a shot. :) Email me if you do.
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Proof
My goodness I am so happy I saw Proof before this happened. I just don’t like this crazy bitch. I would constantly be thinking, she can’t write her name in cursive let alone write a mathematical proof. How about someone not actually crazy?
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Girl in locker room
Today, in the locker room, the strangest thing happened. I was standing near a woman. She was running parallel in the race to head back to work. We were on the hair drying part. She grabbed one hair dryer. I grabbed the other. She bent over to give her hair some body and as she…
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Missed the train
This advert drives me nuts. And apparently I am not alone in my dislike. Another irritated traveller calls them “dumbasses” But then look what happened. We missed the train!! We dumbasses MISSED THE TRAIN!
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New York/ DC
Holy cow I’ve been gone a long time. Seems I forgot everything. And next week I am on vacation. (WOOHOOO!) so there will be more time to forget stuff. Thursday I went out with Doug and became inebriated. I woke up Friday feeling like dog doo and quickly remembered why drinking sucks. It really does.…
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Mihow in DC
THIS IS TOBYJOE. I AM THE HACKMASTER! I CAN HACK ANY SITE (to which I have the passwords and programming credit). Mihow is in DC. She is on a secret mission. She will be back tonight. Until then, please make yourselves at home. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and learn to…
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Sick Day
I am writing from the Chopping Block. I stayed “home” sick today. I have nothing to do at work anyway and I drank too much beer last night with Doug. Spent the morning on the bathroom floor. It was not pleasant. It’s all better now. We had lunch at Veg City Diner where I had…
