THIS IS TOBYJOE. I AM THE HACKMASTER! I CAN HACK ANY SITE (to which I have the passwords and programming credit).
Mihow is in DC.
She is on a secret mission.
She will be back tonight.
Until then, please make yourselves at home.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and learn to use your penis, for Christ’s sake.
I want Mihow back! I don’t know how to use my penis!
Are those two things related?
she is on a mission to Washington, DC to teach seat sprinklers to use their weenies. Yes.
You think you have it all figured out, don’t you?
of course I do. I am all-knowing.
She’s on a secret anti-Verizon mission, isn’t she?
the average smell weighs 760 nanograms
now that DC is like a monkey i like DC…
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,”—Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
‘we are just a minor threat’
I want Mihow back. She does a great job of distracting me at work. Waaaa.
I had lunch with Mihow! It was fun. The food was good. The conversation was lively. She is nice.
why don’t you marry her then?
“sometimes good guys don’t wear white”
I am all-but-knowing
convenient that mihow didn’t call ME while she was in DC…
FU ON YOU MIHOW!
dude! I was there for like 3 hours!!!!