Isaac Hayes is leaving South Park because he was offended that a recent show made fun of Scientology.
Paris Hilton being stuck up a gay man’s ass, however, was totally fine. A fight between Jesus and Satan? Fine, again. Mess with Scientology, however, and the Chef takes his salty balls and leaves the show.
Issues, dude. Issues.
This makes me think of a great song. Beth Orton: Heart of Soul. 5.13 Mgs. So good.