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  • Esso CEO Muy Rico.

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    Exxon Mobil disclosed the pay of its chief executive officer yesterday. His name is Lee Raymond. He made 69.7 Million dollars last year. If Lee worked every single day last year, 24 hours a day, that means he earned $191,000.00 a day. He made $15,900 an hour. He made $265.25 a minute. He made $4.40…

  • My Daugther is not Frigid!

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    I’m a bit like Monica. You know, that make believe person on the hit T.V. show, Friends. I’m not squeaky clean or anything but I have been known to vacuum my Dyson. I also have a very strict protocol for all my towels and bedding. I’m a little neurotic about where things are left and…

  • My Date With Sarah.

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    Last night, Tobyjoe and I met Sarah, her daughter, Sarah’s aunt, and her uncle at a small Italian restaurant in Park Slope. For the remainder of this post, I will not release the name of the restaurant because, well, my mother always told me “If you don’t have anything good to say about someone, don’t…

  • ::Chirp:: Can Your Weiner Dogs Hear Me Now, Catherine Zeta Jones? ::Chirp::

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    Tobyjoe and my T-Mobile contract expired last week. Normally, I’d just keep going with it until someone either slaps me with a 500 dollar bill (hello, ATT) or charges me for services I don’t have and never asked for (hello, Verizon). This time, Tobyjoe wants to consider switching because we’re paying for roughly a gazillion…

  • F’in Around on Flickr

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    I love it when this sort of thing happens on Flickr. Who knew messing with someone’s picture could be so entertaining? (Side note: Brandon is one of the nicest people Tobyjoe and I haven’t ever met.)

  • I Can Smell Hype Like a Fart in a Car.

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    Now that we have a car that we can (almost) actually use, Tobyjoe and I have started noticing and discussing gas prices. We’ve decided that using up an entire tank of gas just to move the car from one side of the street to another is a sure sign you’ve become a New Yorker. Although,…

  • The Truth About Asparagus and Your Piss.

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    I feel that it’s very important to inform the Internet that the whole theory that “you can’t smell stinky pee unless you’ve actually eaten the asparagus yourself” is, in fact, WRONG. That’s right. IT’S WRONG! Last night, Tobyjoe ate asparagus and I did not. Two hours later, his piss smelled so stinky, it made my…

  • “Rob is Gay”

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    Pictures from our Sunday. (click the image below.) This one is my favorite. It’s going to be the cover of our first Freckles release. (Although, some asshat in Europe started a band AFTER the fact called “The Freckles.” I shall Judy Blume their asses.)

  • Spread Books (and Crazy)

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    This month, Tobyjoe and I have decided to mail out two books. We announced the names this morning. If you’re interested in joining us, you don’t have to receive a book in order to do so. This month, we chose one non-fictional book and one fictional book. We’re trying to jumpstart the site a little…

  • This Picture Comes With a Soundtrack.

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    Please click the “Play” button below. (If you think this is weird, just wait until you see the filmed version.)