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It has begun. I’m going to figure out – once and for all – if I like scones. Tonight we’re making cranberry oat scones. Wish the scones luck. Preheat the oven to 375. I laid a piece of parchment paper on a baking sheet. I set it aside. Then I removed all cats from your…

Tobyjoe's New Uniform.

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Ladies, if you see this t-shirt, run like hell. Run like the wind but make sure that if you’re running you’re wearing panties. (Background story here)

I Simply Must.

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Ken Lay: Dead, alive, or assisted suicide? Oh, and Missy sent me this: Ouch. The Post, I gotta tell ya. Ouch.

Concrete Shoe Beats Concrete Ball.

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I’m not sure if this is unbelievably funny or just plain cruel. Maybe both. “Two young men kicked the balls and suffered bad bruising on their feet,” a police spokeswoman said. “We still don’t have any leads in the case.” Had those two men worn my concrete shoe that ball would have been so dead.

Converted! Maybe.

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Remember this? Do you remember this or this? The image you see above as well as the ones you’ll see if you click on the links were created in 2003 when we were living in Washington, DC. I went on a weird rampage against scones. I publicly declared my hatred for them. I just never…

Football, Me, and Work.

Jul 5, 2006

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As noted in the comments section of the previous post, I am unable to watch the game today. At 2 PM, I have doctor’s appointment at Cornell Medical Center to find out if I’m a healthy women or not. I won’t be out of there until after 3 and then I have to head back…

Go Weinerschitznel!

Jul 4, 2006

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In just 25 small minutes, we’re going to hit the local pub and root for Germany. With England out and the USA a fading memory, I need a new team to get behind. I have chosen Germany. Why have I decided to root for Germany? Sure, they have no Crouch but that’s OK. There can…

Are You Cool All the Time?

Jul 3, 2006

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For those of you who live in hot areas but lack central air, I have a question: do you leave your AC on all the time? Do you turn it off during the day? If you do, do you have pets? Does it cost you a fortune? I want to know everything about your AC…

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

Jun 30, 2006

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I left at noon yesterday for a companywide retreat to Bowlmor lanes at Union Square. I am positively awful bowler. The most annoying part of the day was when an entire, freshly manicured thumbnail broke off into the bowling ball. The gutter ball that came directly following said tragic event was well expected. Now, I…

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Jun 29, 2006

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