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  • Gratuitous Photo Stuff and a Sigh of Relief

    My evenings have been really bad lately. I don’t get morning sickness at all. I get evening sickness. And I’m feeling overweight and frumpy. So today I got Kellianne (perhaps the best artist/hairstylist there is) to give me a new haircut. Somehow, this woman always manages find my natural curls. I simply have to figure…

  • Pregnant Women and Mothers Are Annoying.

    Thank you, everyone, for your congratulatory emails and comments – both here and on Flickr. They mean a lot to us. It’s been a long three months. There were times I wanted to just scream, “I’M PREGNANT! That’s why I’m being such a bitch! That’s why I can’t stop spitting!” But I held back. I’m…

  • The Rabbit Died

    The phrase, “The rabbit died,” came to be a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test in the early twentieth century. It was discovered that if the urine of a pregnant woman was injected into a rabbit, there would be corpora hemorrhagica in its ovaries. Because the ovaries could not be inspected without dissecting the rabbit,…

  • W(onderful) Indeed.

    Yesterday was a long day. Tobyjoe and I had a few appointments together in the city. We were out from 9 AM until after 5, running around in the rain. But I’ll report more on that later. What I really want to write about right now, however, is our new Heavenly bed (Oops!) our new…

  • Become an MM

    My lovely husband and his hard-working coworkers have been busting their asses for months now to complete this project. The ad aired tonight during the premier of American Idol. It’s for MMs and it’s really quite fun. Go check it out. It’s up at Planet MM. Make yourself into an MM and when you’re done…

  • Clean Up Needed on Hampton Blvd.

    Y’all know how much I love Wal-Mart. And so when someone by the name of “Filthy Wal-Mart” added me as a contact earlier this morning on Flickr, I checked them out. I have to say this photo set is a little more than shocking. I’m not a fan, true, but I had no idea some…

  • My Weekend of Wonderful.

    This weekend I completed my first paid photography gig. I’ve done work for people in the past but before Saturday I hadn’t ever worked for someone I didn’t already know. And this time I was paid for my work in cash, that means no barter, no free booze, no pat on the back, I got…

  • Contents Under Pressure.

    I’m afraid of the tubed cans you open, you know, the ones that Pillsbury uses to house their extraordinarily nutritious treats. They scare me. I know they’re going to make a popping sound when I peel away the paper wrapping but I never know when this sound is going to take place. It scares me,…

  • Beckham to LA!

    There’s hope for the U.S. after all! * “David Beckham will leave Real Madrid and join Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy at the end of the season.”* I can’t wait to see what this does for soccer in the states.

  • What's Grosser Than Gross? This Post.

    I woke up with a new one this morning. I feel like I’m 16 again even though when I was actually 16, I didn’t have them. Today I woke up with one on my left eyelid. Yesterday I had a new one on my chin, the day before that, in the right corner where both…