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The Refuge
Let’s talk about the camp created to take the homosexual out of the homosexual. The place is called The Refuge. The New York Times wrote about it on Sunday. I had no idea this type of camp existed. Similarly, there is another called Love and Action. I wonder if they have a camp that takes…
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Sexy Fat vs. Ugly Fat.
Eating properly on the weekends has proven to be the most difficult time for me during the tenure of this diet. I am not sure if it’s that work takes my mind off random cravings but when I’m at home in front of the TV I regress back into that nibbling mode. On the weekends,…
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Iced Grande Sugar Free Vanilla Triple Skim Latte.
Dear Michele, Finally, you have become the person you once silently judged during the countless hours spent waiting in line at Starbucks A few minutes ago, you showed up at the Starbucks on Madison Avenue and 42nd Street for a 3 PM caffeine fix. There, you ordered one Iced Grande Sugar Free Vanilla Triple Skim…
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Don’t People Eat Fish on Saturdays?
For over a week now, I have been excitedly anticipating photographing the Fulton Fish Market during its final days. After 151 years, the Fulton Fish Market will swim upstream and make its new home in the Bronx. (Read about it here.) Toby Joe and i were to wake up tomorrow morning at 3 a.m. and…
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Very Special, I Feel.
A friend just sent me an email regarding a logo I created for them because they were in a jam and their client wasn’t diggin’ what they had given them previously. In the email, he referred to me as the “Logo Yoda”. Best. Feedback. Ever.
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Slapping the Ass of a Flaming Waiter
Last night, after work, I met Toby Joe at one of our favorite wine bars in Brooklyn called D.O.C.. Keith, (Toby’s coworker), and Gerry joined us. D.O.C. has some of the best cheeses I have ever inserted into my face. And their sandwiches look delightful, though, considering the diet and all, I haven’t had one.…
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Bush T-Shirt: Take 57
Well, the files went to print. I ordered half large, half medium white tees and half medium half large women’s tanks. The printer is superb. She’s been wonderful. I look forward to working with her on my next t-shirt which will feature an ugly, red-headed, buck-toothed blogger who can’t afford a new retainer to replace…
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What do You Say we Put an Expiration Date on the Old Hitler Card?
About three weeks ago, Jon Stewart did a bit on how everyone brings up the Hitler/Nazi comparison during political discussions about the war and our current political state. After showing clip after clip of people on both sides dealing the Hitler Card, Jon Stewart looked directly into the camera and asked everyone to stop. Not…
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Another Question
All along, I have been saying that I thought the above image was stronger without the text. However, many folks disagreed in the beginning and said that I needed it (or something like it). I still think less is more and that people should have to think every once and a while, but I am…
