Mihow

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  • Grand Theft Auto: Sex Andreas Edition

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    How much do I want to get a hold of the previous version now? Someone should buy it for me. (More here.) What’s the big deal? It’s just two clothed people having sex. The company who makes the game was forced to reevaluate projected sales after WalMart and Target announced they would discontinue selling the…

  • Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Spend 200 Dollars. Go Directly to Home.

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    Last night, after dinner at the falafel joint on Bedford Avenue, a drink with Gerry (on a patio), a brief affair with Tasti D-Lite, Toby Joe and I headed home to flip through our 1000+ channels. Time Warner has been good to us. We should probably learn how to spend more time with him instead…

  • AIM Conversation: 4:45 PM

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    mihow: how much do i HATE the idea of going to pottery right after work? what’s wrong with me? mihow: lately, I have been feeling so antsy tobyjoe: yeah tobyjoe: i know tobyjoe: i’d prefer wine and a patio tobyjoe: but fuck tobyjoe: when wouldnt i prefer that mihow: a but fuck? mihow: you want…

  • You Work On Commission, Right?

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    When Toby and I got engaged, we had the hardest time shopping for a ring. For starters, we wanted a blood-free diamond, free of Sierra Leone. And considering the majority of America’s diamonds come from there, we were assuming we’d need to find something other than a diamond. So I set my sights on gems…

  • I’m Missing the Harry Potter Chromosome

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    I find it entirely amusing that this past weekend kids were waking up with Harry Potter hangovers because they couldn’t put the book down. It’s an absolute frenzy and everyone seems to be infected. Well, everyone but Pope and me. I tried to read one once while on vacation. I’m not even sure which book.…

  • Fox Buys myspace.

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    I know this is old news, but why are they buying myspace? What will he do with it that will make it worth 580 million dollars? More here.

  • Tattoos Are Fruity.

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    I knew that tattoos would catch on. I have to admit, those stickers are really freakin’ annoying.

  • On Writing: a Disclaimer.

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    Over the years, I have gotten into trouble online regarding some of the things I’ve written. And I feel that I need to explain something. Perhaps I will one day figure out a better way – a more detailed way – of writing this out, but for now, this will have to do. Nine times…

  • I Support Sweatshop Labor.

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    I got off the L Train at Bedford Avenue in hopes of sneaking a little Tasti D-lite softserve before meeting up with Toby Joe. There were grumpy people everywhere due to New York’s newfound wave with heat and humidity. And all I could think about was ice cream. Earlier, I had put half of what…

  • Deep Thoughts, by mihow

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    For the first time in my life I forgot how old I was. Just now, I was staring my food, spinning about in the microwave. I don’t own a microwave and never have. But I do use them at work since we don’t have a full kitchen. I guess one might say they scare me…