Category: links
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Penn State Players All Worried They’re Going To Be The One Who Accidentally Kills Joe Paterno
“And if we do win, absolutely no dumping Gatorade over Coach Paterno,” Jones added. “I mean, are you fucking kidding me? He’d fall apart like a stewed chicken.” Quite possibly the best article ever written. (Thanks, scbob for the link.) In related news: I am SO excited for college football season!
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Edited to add: Murray updated the title of this post while I was away from the computer. So, I’m going to leave it as is. Apparently he wanted it this way. I’m not sure what he was trying to say, but there you go. The problem with sitting around attached to a newborn all day…
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40 Weeks! NO BABY. But We Do Have a Crib!
I had my 40-week appointment on Monday. My stubborn cervix hasn’t budged. “You’re a tight 2 centimeters.” “That’s a polite way of saying I’m still 1.5 centimeters, isn’t it?” “Yes.” “Great. So, what can I do?: So she “stripped the membrane” which is really just code for OMFG OUCH! She did this twice because the…
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“The Due Date” and Cough Drop Sizes
I rolled out two new confectionary concepts over on Etsy. The first one features a new flavor called The Due Date. It combines wintergreen and (a few) fennel seeds. I also added cough drop-sized candies to my store. This all began when a customer contacted me after finishing off one of my Asian Orange lollipops.…
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Le beaujolais est arrive!
Over the last several months, many people have requested I make wine-flavored lollipops. I never thought it’d be possible, to be honest. But over the weekend I was at a boutique shop here in Brooklyn and noticed handmade candy canes for sale. While the candy canes are all made with corn syrup, they are also…
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Featured Seller On Etsy!
My friends! I am so happy to report that I’m the featured seller on Etsy! I know, right? AWESOME! These Internet breakthroughs don’t happen to me very often, so when Adam contacted months ago asking if I’d be interested in the opportunity, I nearly peed my pants. I am just so freaking pleased to have…
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Blah Blah Vampire Emergency Blah
Sometime last year, I was hanging out with my friend Gerry and I brought up the topic of vampires. I was being cynical (and bitchy) making fun of the strange, new teenage craze for all things vampire. I lumped together every vampire show, movie, and book out there. They were all the same to me,…
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Lollipop Sale!
I just completed a huge special order of lollipops. To celebrate finishing ahead of schedule, I’m having a sale! Buy any batch of lollipops, get three pops free. Stop by if you’re interested! Two of my favorites are: The First Trimester and Sweet Tea. Yum! Also, I’m working on a few new flavors for fall.…
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The Daily Beast: Deadly Kids Meals
Y’all have got to check this out. The sodium content alone is astounding if you can get beyond the calories and the fat. And we wonder why Americans are getting fatter? This is insane!
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The iPhone 4 and Its Camera
Sunday is our long day at pastry school. We go from 9 AM until 5 PM but we do get a 20-minute break. Whenever lunch rolls around I pull out my iPhone to check email, Twitter and the like. Well, this Sunday it wasn’t working. The little ATT icon showed up but the 3G icon…
