Penn State Players All Worried They’re Going To Be The One Who Accidentally Kills Joe Paterno

“And if we do win, absolutely no dumping Gatorade over Coach Paterno,” Jones added. “I mean, are you fucking kidding me? He’d fall apart like a stewed chicken.”

Quite possibly the best article ever written. (Thanks, scbob for the link.)

In related news: I am SO excited for college football season!